A Rage quit letter to @Flixster

**WARNING** – The following Rage Quit contains content that might make you throw up. It is strongly advised that you not read this if you don’t have a strong stomach, or are in the middle of eating anything. Thank You.

Dear Flixter: You suck ass. Smelly, nasty, dirty ass. I tweeted and posted all about you, and you gave me 3 movies, 2 of which were the same. The Movies in question were “Austin Powers: International man of mystery” and “Blow” – TWICE.

Here’s the thing: I ALREADY HAVE THE AUSTIN POWERS MOVIE. I have it on DVD AND BLU-RAY, so what the fuck ?!

And I DON”T LIKE THE MOVIE “BLOW” – Could NOT get into it. When I heard I could get a free movie just for tweeting and posting to Facebook, I thought I could CHOOSE from a limited selection of films. Instead, they were all given to me at random. Can you say “Bullshit”?

I can. BULLSHIT.

Another issue: WHY do I need to go to another service in order to enjoy a movie in stream? It defeats the whole purpose of going to you guys. Why I can’t I just buy the movie online thru flixster? Buy it, Download it, Stream it, and watch it anywhere, all from ONE site – no other places needed. That makes more sense to me.

I don’t want to sign up to more websites. What is this crazy shit? There is no point of signing up with you guys, when I can just go straight to that service and sign up there.

It is NOT hard to stream video. It does not require a series of sites to work together in tandem to stream/store video. Proof? Youtube. You go to Youtube, search for a video, click on it, and bam! It’s starts up. Don’t have to go somewhere else, no other services to sign up to – fuck, I don’t even need to sign up to watch the fucking videos. Youtube knows what the fuck is going on. And if I do want to signup to upload videos, post comments, etc, I can do it all at YOUTUBE. It’s a one stop shop – what the fuck are you thinking?

It makes no sense to be a service that offers movies, but has to use a volley of external services to “provide” them to the customers.

It boggles my mind why some companies made it hard to buy their products and/or services. Lookit, I have money – you know, that paper-like, durable material with the pictures of Long-Dead Presidents that has dollar amounts on it? And the thing is, when I have enough money, I may want to buy a few things, like Porn, food, clothes, condoms, maybe a pizza or two, and, wait for it….Movies!

So seeing that I want to buy a movie and watch it any fucking possible way I want, I should be able to go to one site, buy it, and enjoy it anyway I want. But no, you gotta make it hard and difficult and bullshit me to the fullest. And you appear to love bullshitting, thus proving how much you suck ass.

Speaking of sucking ass, let me tell you about how nasty that ass you enjoy sucking so much is:

Imagine a 250 pound Man, sitting in a pile of horse shit for 20 minutes. He gets up from that pile, and heads over to a massage table, where he lays down on his stomach and, using a long-handled wooden spoon, evenly distributes and smears the horse shit all over his butt. He then calls for an assistant, who is wearing a hazmat suit (because this ass-sucking is reserved only for the elite ass-suckers) to pour liquid dog shit on said ass, and turn some heat lamps on to dry the shit onto the ass.

After 10 minutes, the man carefully puts on a nasty pair of dirty underwear, to retain all that nasty goodness, and walks all the way to the Flixster offices – 0.5 miles away. Once he gets there, he disrobes, cuts the underwear off with scissors, pours chocolate sauce and sprinkles (For color and flavor, of course) on the rancid creation, and yells “Lunch time!!”, in which EVERY EMPLOYEE AT FLIXSTER FORMS A LINE AND SUCKS THE TAINT OF THIS NASTY ASS for 1, whole, minute.

That, is how nasty the ass is, Flixster. That is the ass you love to suck.

Fuck this, I’m going to Netflix. I thought it sucked to pay extra for DVD’s and streaming, but after this crap, I now realize its worth the cash. I don’t have to install software, or go to other sites to watch the movies they have, and I can pick what I want to watch too.

I’m uninstalling Flixster Desktop, I’m revoking access of your app on my Facebook, AND I will NOT Follow you on twitter. Fuck you Flixster. To Take a Quote from the legendary Angry Video Game Nerd:

Fuck it to hell, Fuck it to high heaven, purgatory and all existence!

–PlayBoyMan

PS:

Pouring a Cold one for HDNET….

Over the years, there have been channels that have held my interest. I’ll Give you a short list of them:

• G4TV
• Spike
• AMC
• CBS
• TNT
• NFL Network
• HBO
• Cinemax
• Showtime
• HDNet

The last one held my attentions the most: HDNet

HDNet was the shit – it was the first channel EVER to broadcast in HD. No bullshit. It was the flagship for HDTV. It also offered a variety of Programming that was really good. “Get Out”, “Svetlana”, “Deadline”, “Drinking made easy” and my personal favorite “Art Mann Presents….”

Now even though the network has been around for ages, I had enjoyed it for the past 3 years. I was hesitant to get it, but I ended up doing so, and I was glad I did.

Then, out of the blue, I read this headline over at the Los Angeles Times Website:

“Mark Cuban’s HD Net to become AXS, but big changes will wait”

Oh. Shit. As I Clicked on this article and started reading it, I knew that shit was about to get funkier than a ho turning a trick in an alley on a hot summer’s day (I heard that phrase from someone a long time ago. It seemed right to use it here).

Here is the link to the article: http://articles.latimes.com/2012/jun/29/entertainment/la-et-ct-axs-20120629 – but if you’re the lazy type that can’t click a link (I know you are out there), here is a excerpt:

On Monday, Mark Cuban’s cable channel HD Net will become AXS TV. But for now, the only thing that will change is the name.

AXS — a partnership of Cuban, concert giant AEG, Ryan Seacrest and Creative Artists Agency — is hoping to eventually become the CNN of entertainment and pop culture.

Cuban apparently is in no rush to throw a half-baked product on the air. Although next week the switch will be flipped to turn the channel from HD Net into AXS, new programming isn’t likely to appear for at least a few weeks, and when it does, it will be in small doses.

Fans of HD Net will immediately notice that some shows are gone, including “Girls Gone Wild” and other risqué fare. The channel also will run more concerts.

When AXS does launch its own content, it will be for only several hours once a week. The network’s flagship show, “AXS Live,” will be shot at L.A. Live in downtown Los Angeles. No on-air talent has been hired to host the program, which will serve as a news show of sorts about what’s happening in the worlds of entertainment, fashion, sports, music and celebrity.

“AXS Live” is looking for on-air reporters in Northern California; Seattle or Portland, Ore.; Texas; Miami; and Nashville to complement its Los Angeles and probable New York correspondents. A job posting on AXS’ website describes the show as “the world’s music and pop culture voice” and says it wants reporters who “take us into the story LIVE, into the music LIVE, into the event LIVE every time, EVERY day.”

Tapped to oversee “AXS Live” is Debra Weeks, a veteran producer who has had stints at the tabloid show “Hard Copy” and was a longtime executive for reality TV producer Bruce Nash. And”Extra”producer Drew Lavey has jumped to “AXS Live.”

Satellite broadcaster Dish Network is set to add the new AXS in 10 million of its 27 million households next week. Dish is giving AXS the spot that was held by AMC, which Dish said it is dropping this weekend because it hasn’t reached a new carriage deal.

Now the good news is that AXS IS going to air original programming, but sadly, there is no ETA as to when that will happen.

And until is does, HDNet is gone, and AXS is a joke. Don’t get me wrong – I DO love some of the concerts AXS offers, and the MMA Fights are always for the win..But, when you are expecting to watch a classic episode of “Get Out”, only to see the movie “Hello Dolly!” instead, you have reached a level of suck that Syfy channel reached. Also, Syfy Sucks rotten dick. But I digress.

So until the Future arrives, I shall Miss HDNet, and ignore AXS TV until it gets it shit together.

Goodbye HDNet. I LOVED “Guys Night in” – those Painted ladies were so fucking sexy. I’ll miss the Unrated versions of “Deadline” and “Get out”, and “Bikini Destinations” was always a joy to watch on matter what time it came on.  I’m gonna crack one open, and pour some out for my HDNet. May it rest in peace.

Laters.

PlayBoyMan Reviews “Nurses 2” (Digital Playground)

Note: This Review was not endorsed or sponsored by Digital Playground, It’s affiliates, or any employees, performers or associates therein. The views and opinions expressed in this review are that of PlayBoyMan only. Any attempt to suggest otherwise will result in PlayBoyMan shoving his size 12 Regular Shoe up your ass – and it won’t feel good at all. Thanks.

The Date:

8/20/2012

The location:

Home, aka My Pants

The Movie:

“Nurses 2” by Digital Playground (@DPxxx)

Actresses

• Alexis Texas
• Bibi Jones
• Jesse Jane
• Kayden Kross
• Nikita Von James
• Riley Steele
• Selena Rose

Actors

• Ben English
• Erik Everhard
• James Deen
• Manuel Ferrara
• Mick Blue
• Tommy Gunn

Scene Breakdowns

• Scene 1. Bibi Jones, Erik Everhard
• Scene 2. Selena Rose, Tommy Gunn
• Scene 3. Jesse Jane, Manuel Ferrara
• Scene 4. Riley Steele, Erik Everhard
• Scene 5. Bibi Jones, Mick Blue
• Scene 6. Alexis Texas, James Deen
• Scene 7. Kayden Kross, Manuel Ferrara
• Scene 8. Nikita Von James, Ben English
• Scene 9. Jesse Jane, Kayden Kross, Riley Steele, Selena Rose, Manuel Ferrara

Hey look at me, rocking the Iafd.com Info like a boss!

I know I know – After seeing the cover of this movie, you’d think it would be in my DVD player instantly. Sadly, Life has gotten I have taken time out of my busy life to sit down and watch this long-awaited sequel from DP – and I must say…I fucking LOVE IT!

For those of you who have yet to see this movie, or don’t really know what it about, “Nurses 2” Focuses around the Doctors and Nurses Of Coos County General Hospital (don’t bother goggling that, the hospital does not exist) This movie is like the TV show Scrubs, only everyone is 150% hotter, and they fuck like Champions with PhD’s.

For serious, “Nurses 2” has a perfect balance of Sex and Comedy, just like the first one – and that kind of continuity is aces in my fap book. There are a ton of funny moments in this movie, and you won’t be able to help laughing your ass off. Yes, there CAN be funny moments in porn movies, and this movie is proof of that. Hell, one of the sex scenes has a really great comedic startup to it…more on that in a minute…

The Audio and Video is top-notch, and has the quality I’ve come to expect from Digital Playground over the years. The Cinematography is on Par too – excellent camera angles, good lighting and set design – I can’t tell if this movie is shot in a warehouse, Large Garage, a Soundstage or an ACTUAL Hospital – THAT’S how good a job they did.

The Sex scenes are great – Jesse Jane never ceases to catch my eye in that ultra-sexy Nurse’s uniform. And she does get a lot of attention from the visitors at the hospital (You’ll have to watch the first one to understand what I mean). Bibi Jones also has some really good sex throughout her scenes, and Selena Rose and Mr. Tommy Gunn have good chemistry together However, despite these great sex scenes, there is one scene that really stands out:

Scene 6 – the scene starring Alexis Texas and the lucky man, James Deen. This is also the scene with the funny setup to it.

WARNING: SPOILER ALERT…If you don’t want to read this part, just skip past it to the line that reads: “END OF SPOILER”

The comedy begins with Nurse Riley Steele wheeling in a Female Patient on a gurney (Alexis Texas). Alexis is sleeping, laying on her stomach, with her bare ass exposed and bouncing around ever so gently (And damn it, it looks GOOD).

Riley Stops the gurney at the Nurse’s station, where Jesse has also noticed this round mound of booty. The Two share a laugh causing some papers to fall on the floor. Riley bends down to pick up the papers and ends up bumping into the gurney, causing it to slowly roll away unnoticed. It comes to a gentle stop at another station, Where Mr. Deen becomes enchanted and understandably excited.

Scene switches to an exam room. Alexis explains that she fell asleep, and when she woke up, her ass was huge – she even hands James a pair of the panties she was wearing, which are completely torn the fuck up. James just falls in love with that ass. Rubs oil on it, fondles it, talks about how beautiful and amazing her ass looks. The Compliments cheer up Alexis, and also turn her on in the process, thus leading to the incredible sex the two have for the duration of the scene.

END OF SPOILER

I gotta tell you: The Spoiler? As detailed as it is, In my honest opinion, it didn’t do it justice. That is a scene you need to watch to understand and truly enjoy.

Now Don’t get me wrong, the other sex scenes are fantastic – Jesse Jane doing the nasty is always a welcome sight. But this scene just stands out. You’ll say the same thing I did when I got this movie: “This Movie was so worth it” – come to think of it, every movie I’ve watched from DP has been worth the money.

When you buy this I STRONGLY recommend watching the Blu-Ray version. Porn looks fantastic in High-Def, and “Nurses 2” will not disappoint.

The only downside I could find in this gem of a film: Katsuni was not in it.

If you watched the first “Nurses”, Katsuni plays as a very strict head nurse. Her French accent and posture (Yes, I’m talking about that perky ass she has) are an excellent fit in the first one – it would’ve been great to see her in the sequel. But despite her not being in this, it didn’t really hurt the movie at all.

Whichever way you choose to watch it (VOD, DVD, Online at Digital Playground’s Website), it really is a must see. Yes its that Fucking good.

I give “Nurses 2” a 10/10 rating.

Thanks for reading.

Laters – oh and big shoutout to IAFD.com: The leading online porn database. Over 120,000 movies and 100,000 reviews.

Twitter Links:

Jesse Jane: http://twitter.com/Jessejane

Digital Playground: http://twitter.com/dpxxx

Alexis Texas: http://twitter.com/Alexis_Texas

James Deen: http://twitter.com/jamesdeen

Riley Steele: http://twitter.com/rileysteele

Selena Rose: http://twitter.com/realselenarose

Nikita Von James: http://twitter.com/nikitavonjames

Kayden Kross: http://twitter.com/Kayden_Kross

Tommy Gunn: http://twitter.com/tommygunnxxx

IAFD: http://twitter.com/iafdcom & IAFD.com

An Open Letter to Facebook….

Dear Facebook,

I don’t mind using your service as a means to keep in touch with people/groups/businesses I like, but I have a little problem with you…

You see, you (Facebook) are in favor of passing a law called CISPA, that would make it OK for the US Government to collect all the personal and private information it wants from Facebook users…

…without the need for a warrant…anytime they want.

I have to tell you – I don’t want that. You see, there are certain things that people rely on a service being able to provide:

• A solid Privacy Policy, that protects the sensitive data of the users of the service
• The use of Encryption with sensitive data, like credit card information, Username and password info, etc.
• A clear and balanced Terms of service
• Confidence that the service is operating with the best intentions of itself and its users.

My Dear Facebook – you are little ways off on doing some of these things. Your Privacy Policy and the security settings you have available to the users are insulting. Your terms of Service are OK – as long as you are upfront and honest about them. You DO use encryption on sensitive data, but that becomes a moot point if you are willing to share this information freely to the government and local authorities WITHOUT a WARRANT or consent from the users.

All of this in turn, hurts the Confidence users and investors have in Facebook.

I’m all in favor of protecting and securing the internet, and making it safe for people to do their personal business online, but NOT at the expense of violating my right to privacy.I know I am responsible for what content I post on Facebook, and I am willing to adhere to the TOS, but you have to convince me and assure me that you are looking out for my best interests and choose not to become a “Big Brother” Division for Government and Companies.

I respect you Facebook, and I enjoy using your services for my needs…

My Digital Life is mine and mine alone to do with as I please – all I ask is that you honor and respect my rights to privacy, and the sensitive information therein.  And you can do that by not standing by CISPA in it’s current form.

I have committed no crimes. I am not out to hurt anyone, nor do I want to be hurt. I am a good person who just wants to enjoy life in both Analog and Digital Formats.

Please…Don’t take away my right to privacy on Facebook. If you are going take away anything from me, You can take away the Timeline style on my Facebook page. I don’t really like it too much.

Thanks for reading.

–PlayBoyMan

WTF are you trying to say,@joethepeacock ??

Note: This is a response to Joe the Peacock’s blog on blogs.CNN.com, and is NOT in response to the clarification and apology he has published. My opinion is based solely on my reading of Joe’s blog on the CNN website, and my interpretation of what he is trying to say. If you disagree with this POV, or feel that I missed something. feel free to speak up and talk to me all about it.

As of the time of this blog posting, Joe has since posted a clarification and an apology. You can read the apology here: http://joethepeacock.blogspot.com/2012/07/the-response-to-response-to-my-booth.html 

Thank you.

I have recently come across this article by Joe the Peacock about “Booth Babes” over at the blogs.cnn.com website:

http://geekout.blogs.cnn.com/2012/07/24/booth-babes-need-not-apply/

And it has really pissed of a Ton of People, Women and Men alike, myself included

From the initial read, Mr. Peacock is mainly playing Judge and Jury as to who is and isn’t a geek and who does and does not belong in the geek universe. The Article was highly inaccurate – Generalizing all the women into several Negitave group dynamics: “Attention seeking whores”, “Posers” and “Fakes”, and to top it off, slapping the phrase “Booth Babe” in a Derogatory manner across it – hence, and I’m paraphrasing here:

“If you are a woman in a ‘hot’ costume, there is a strong chance you don’t know shit about video games, you’re a poser, a fake and you don’t deserve to be here. Goodbye.”

Since Joe’s Blog was posted, he has gotten a ton of heat for it. Last Night He did quite a lot of backtracking on the article in question over on @MrsViolence’s Twitch.TV Channel (I was listening in).

IMHO, Mr. Peacock tried to do succeed in something that NEVER works: Push everyone under that big giant umbrella, and classify it as one whole thing.

In a nutshell – Joe the Peacock fucked up Royal.

Here’s my view on this:

From what I could put together, I believe Joe is actually referring to people who pretend to be geeks and/or gamers, and feels that these pretenders have no business being at any convention tailored to the geek lifestyle.

This point, is useless, and severely damaging on so many levels.

It doesn’t matter what you blog about: what matters is that you KNOW what you are blogging about. You have to do research and fact-checking. You have to be accurate to a fine point. It’s not going to be 100% perfect, be it never hurts to stride to do so – Joe didn’t do that one bit. He generalized, and that’s what I mean when I say “Push everyone under that big giant umbrella, and classify it as one whole thing.”

Yes, there are people who pretend to be something they are not – but the thing is this: NOT EVERYBODY is pretending. You can’t be pissed off at a certain type of people for doing something you don’t like of approve of, and vaguely say everyone is doing it. You also can’t throw around any term you want. Not every term is a bad or negative. “Booth Babes” is NOT a Negative term, and Joe the Peacock did not do any research on the Definition of what “Booth Babe” is. As a result, he created a stigma that bashed women, and he came off as sounding extremely sexist.

Let me tell you what a Booth Babe is and isn’t.

A booth babe IS:

1. A “Brand Ambassador” – their job is to draw your attention to the product they represent, and they do a good job at it too.
2. A Geek who LOVES being a Geek

A booth babe is NOT:

1. An attention seeking whore
2. A fake
3. A poser

There is nothing wrong with being a booth babe – personally, I love them. I think they rock, and let’s face it: you gotta LOVE the creativity the ladies put into their costumes. Cosplay women especially (I don’t like to say “Cosplay girls” – it sounds demeaning to me).

Speaking of cosplay women, they don’t fall into Joe’s silly dynamic either – no one really does.

Now, I have never really been to a Gaming/Comic convention, but I have watched TV coverage of these events on G4 and Spike TV, and I really don’t understand what Joe the Peacock’s issue really is.

Wait, I get it now – This isn’t an issue at all. In my opinion, Mr. Peacock is being impossibly ANAL.

If you are a geek/gamer/nerd, and you like or want to attend these type of events, go ahead. If you don’t know what the culture is all about, go and find out. The Geek Culture is open to everybody, geek and non-geek alike. I really don’t think that you should be shunned from any culture because you don’t understand it.

The whole point is to have the chance to embrace the culture, should you take interest in it. Don’t phone it in or feign interest. If you like it, get involved. Enjoy yourself. And if it’s not your cup of tea, that’s cool too – you can come and go as you like. There is no gun being pointed to your head.

Joe the Peacock made the huge mistake of generalizing people, mainly women, who work and attend these conventions. He put them in a bad light, and made a stereotype out of a innocent phrase that has a valid, significant meaning.

Being a Booth Babe is a job, and from what I hear, a very hard one – let ‘em be. Being an Attendee at one of these events, as a gamer, or cosplay character is fun and creative.

If Joe’s blog had any merit, or a valid point – It was heavily overshadowed with sexism and lack of focus. Thankfully, as I was watching the Twitch.TV channel, he did admit that he fucked up, and I do hope he issues a retraction or an edit to the blog in the near future.

Sexism and misogyny have zero place in the Geek Community, or anywhere for that matter.  Sexism and misogyny is what REALLY should be banned from these conventions.

This Concludes my response.

If you want to Follow/checkout MrsViolence, Here are all the links:

http://twitter.com/mrsviolence

http://www.twitch.tv/mrsviolence

http://www.youtube.com/xMrsViolenceX

You can also Follow Joe the Peacock here: http://twitter.com//joethepeacock

UPDATE: AS OF THE TIME OF THIS BLOG POSTING, JOE THE PEACOCK AS PUBLISHED A APLOLGY AND CORRECTION TO THE ARTICLE IN QUESTION. YOU CAN AND SHOULD READ IT HERE: http://joethepeacock.blogspot.com/2012/07/the-response-to-response-to-my-booth.html

I’M TRYING IN CAPTIAL LETTERS TO MAKE SURE YOU READ THIS. IT’S JUST AS IMPORTANT, AND NO – I’M NOT YELLING AT YOU.

Laters.

@Cosmopolitan Magazine hates Sane Women

This blog post, believe it or not, is mainly for the ladies. This POV I’m about to drop comes not from anger, but from the concern I have with Cosmo Magazine, and the mad respect I have for you lovely women out there in the world. Let’s start…

I’m pretty sure that one or more of my blog readers is a woman who has a copy of this magazine laying around:

It may be on your Kindle or iPad..It may have just arrived in your mailbox, or you are on the website right now. And you may think this magazine is the business…

I can tell you right now ladies – reading this magazine is doing you more harm than good.

This magazine makes you think that:

1. it’s ok to bash a woman for having a better body than you.
2. think that you have to dress a certain way to NOT be called a slut.
3. there is a secret to turning a man on, and
4. tells you the “Signs” to look for when you feel your man is cheating on you.

This Magazine is Bullshit, from cover to cover. Let’s digress shell we? I’d like to start with this little gem:

“It’s ok to bash a woman for having a better body than you”

In early June 2012, Cosmo took a very nasty shot at Nicole “Coco” Austin, over the way she dressed while walking her dogs. They called her “Skanky” There is an article about all this over at the Huffington Post. Here is a link for you: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/08/coco-cosmo-skany-comment_n_1580912.html

You see the picture in the article ?  Does that look “Skanky” to you? Some of you may say “yes”, but I assure you the answer is No. It’s not.

I don’t see WHY women do this brow bashing to each other. It’s not helping anyone, and it’s a very shallow way of looking at things. If a woman has big breasts, or great curves, she must be a skank. There is ZERO chance she has a brain or feelings. She’s just there to look silly and fake, Right?

Right?

No – not even true. A woman’s intellect has NEVER been determined by how she dresses, yet society still believes and makes sure to get you to believe the opposite to be true. I can hear the little condescending voice in jealous women right now:

“Oh look at her – Her breasts are bigger than mine. Look how round her ass is. I just can’t stand how perfect she looks. I hate her. Let’s complain and call her all kinds of names!”

Yes, I’m paraphrasing – but I do know what Jealously sounds like, so I’m pretty sure I’m on the money here.

Ladies, you should never be jealous of anybody – its a waste of time, money and effort that could be better spent do something constructive, like being happy with the skin you live in, telling yourself that you look great, and paying a woman a compliment on the way she dresses, etc.

Wait, there is a better way to express my POV on this. Not only did I read that article, but I posted a comment on it:

There will NEVER come a time I’ll get tired of that comment.

Let’s Move on to “you have to dress a certain way to NOT be called a slut”

That is FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. There are women who dress casually sexy, and still get called a slut. I’ve seen it happen tons of times before – a woman could be wearing a nice decent dress, nothing risqué about it, and a woman will think she is/looks like a slut.

Let me tell you something – a slut can come in all shapes, sizes, colors, genders and outfits. They can dress down and look just as plain as vanilla ice cream, and still be a slut – you never can really tell.

By the way, the true definition of a slut, is a woman (or a man) who fucks anything that can stand upright and has a pulse. Charlie Harper from “2.5 Men” is a prime example of a slut, and a male one at that. I would also like to point out the irony on this concept – I refer to the pic from above:

So… Demi Lovato on the COVER of this magazine, wearing a provocative dress and looking all hot and sexy is “Stylish”, but Coco wearing a tight top and jeans walking her dogs, is “Skanky”?

“She dresses like a slut!” – Yeah, Cut that shit the fuck out.

Onward now to “You think there is a secret to getting a man turned on”

Ladies, Please – there is NO secret to getting a man turned on…Hell, just earlier today I saw a woman bend over wearing tight jeans, and had her booty sticking out. I almost crashed into a wall !

It does not take a lot to get a man turned on. About 95% of things that a woman does, as innocent as it may be is MORE THAN CAPABLE for giving any guy, including me, a hard on.

A Short list includes, and is not limited to:

1. Brushing your hair
2. being on your period (Yes, some guys find that hot)
3. Bending over to do anything
4. Taking a bath
5. Taking a Shower
6. Watching sports
7. Driving a car (No, I’m not making this shit up)

I’ve said it before, but it bares repeating: There really is no big secret. As a matter of fact, I’ll tell you the best way to turn a man on – GET NAKED.

Yes, it’s as simple as that. Why does that work? Because Men LOVE naked women, that’s why. The Second we see a nipple, we are hard as stone. And the best part: you can be naked as much as you like. You don’t even need to ask to get naked – just get naked. Feel free to take your clothes off, we won’t mind one bit.

And now, it’s time to conclude with this little piece of shit:

“The “Signs” to look for when you feel your man is cheating on you.”

Cosmo don’t know shit one about knowing when someone is cheating on you. Here is a list of the “Warning Signs” that the guy you are with is cheating on you:

1. His Throat Gets Dry
2. He Wants More Sex
3. He Gives Too Many Details
4. His Hands Go into His Pockets
5. If He’s Overly Protective of His Gadgets, He’s Hiding Something
6. If He’s Happy, He’s Cheating
7. If His Friends Don’t Talk to You, He Doesn’t Love You

So, if your guy is someone who likes to get a glass of water now and then, after having really hot wild sex with you, enjoys talking about his day in detail, Has friends that don’t talk to you because you most likely don’t have anything in common with them, loves to put his hands in his pockets because he looks cool like that, is protective of his gadgets, for fear he might lose them, AND is 110% Completely HAPPY being with you, he’s cheating.

And it gets crazy from there: you should read some of the “Revenge Solutions” they have for someone who is “cheating”:

1. Dust the insides of his freshly washed boxers with hot chili powder.
2. Donate his 60-inch plasma to charity.
3. Engaged? Write him a touching thank-you note for the 3-carat Tiffany diamond ring that will now be worn on your middle finger.
4. Change his e-mail’s auto response to “I’m unavailable today due to a raging case of genital warts.”
5. “Forget” where you parked his vintage convertible.
6. Take a photo of yourself naked, then blur out all the good parts and leave it on his pillow with a message that says, “Too bad you’ll never see these again.”
7. Invite your friends to a backyard bonfire using his clothes and prized sports equipment as kindling.
8. Resist the urge to break up with him until the day of his big meeting — then give him a Sharpie mustache right before his alarm goes off.
9. Serve up Ex-Lax brownies to give him puh-lenty of time to sit and think about what he’s done.
10. Challenge him to a naked wrestling match and whip out your signature move, the Ten-Fingered Ball-Crusher.

Seriously Cosmo – What the flying Fuck are you doing? Who hurt you? Jealous Much?

Ladies: Here is an Ideal solution to dealing with your Boyfriend who you KNOW is cheating on you: BREAK UP WITH HIM! Put his shit in a box marked “His”, leave it by the door (on the inside), tell him to pick it up, and never speak to him again. If you try any of those “suggestions” on that revenge list from Cosmo, I’m pretty sure you’ll most likely be on an episode of Judge Judy, looking like a fucking fool in front of 10 Million Viewers (And yes, I’ll most likely be one of those viewers).

Now, let’s edit that cheating list a bit:

1. He Doesn’t have sex with you, or there is ZERO Intimacy
2. He LIES a LOT
3. He is registered to Dating sites where he is listed as being Single
4. You find Panties that aren’t yours (Bigger or Smaller sizes than yours)
5. You Find Condom Wrappers in places you’ve never had sex (Car, Basement, Garage)
6. ACTUALLY CATCH HIM HAVING SEX IN YOUR BED WITH ONE OR MORE WOMEN.

See? Isn’t that list more reasonable? If these things are happening, then something is wrong.

I strongly feel that this Magazine is the main reason there are so many fucked up relationships nowadays. Slam women who dress provocatively or look better than you, think they also might be a slut, and if you are happy in a loving relationship, you’re being cheated on.

Holy Fucking SHIT.

Ladies, There are TONS of Publications that are more rewarding and are worth your time and money. Cosmo is not one of them. A Magazine that has the potential to turn you from a Well-adjusted woman, into a spiteful, neurotic, slightly-paranoid Woman bashing mess on a TV show, is NOT worth your time.

You don’t need that shit Ladies. Fuck Cosmo Magazine. Thanks for reading.

Laters.

PlayBoyMan’s Review of “Octomom: Home Alone”

Note: This review was done under my own discretion. The Views and opinions below are of me, PlayBoyMan, and I did not and will not ask for any endorsements, or compensation of any kind for this review.  If anyone calls me a liar and says I did, I will reply by finding out where you live, Show up at your door, and ram my whole foot up your ass. If you would like to link this review to your blog so social media sites, you are free to do so, under the Creative Commons License. Thanks.

 

The Date: Thursday, June 21, 2012

The Place: Wicked.com

The Price: 19.99 (USD)

The Review:

Not long ago I, PlayBoyMan, have watched “Octomom: Home Alone”. Some of you thought I was nuts, desperate even, to watch porn, but I assure you – I am not, and never really have been desperate to watch any porn movies (yay!) .

Any who, I went to wicked.com, and dropped the $19.99 needed to gain access to the movie, starring Nadya “Octomom” Suleman pleasuring herself.

I sat and watched the film from start to finish, and I can tell you that it even though it didn’t really “Wow” me, I must admit: it really wasn’t bad. Not bad at all.

This movie was directed by Male Adult Porn Star Brad Armstrong (Wicked), who, According to IAFD.com has directed 155 movies, the majority of them under the Wicked Pictures brand. I have always been a fan of Brad’s work, and I must say he did a good job with this one.

Speaking of a good job, Nadya Suleman actually looked to be enjoying her self – yes I said it. Usually, when I see her (TMZ, Local News, National News, Etc) she looks and sounds all “Twitchy” and weird…Not this time.

Now, because this movie was only released a few days ago to the masses, I won’t spoil it for you. Yes, even though there really isn’t much to say about a woman pleasuring herself, I do think it would be wrong of me to break it down scene by scene.

What I will tell you, is that Nadya has a really good body. I was expecting the worst (and no, I won’t tell you what I was thinking), but she does have a great body, and yes, I would (and DID) jerk off to her. The Cinematography was good – excellent camera angles, and the locations Brad chose to film at are pretty damn good. (Looks like it was shot on-location at a kickass house).

As for Nadya‘s solo performances: they were pretty good. The woman knows how to take care of the business. My only issue with this film: the choice of vibrators.

There is nothing wrong with a woman pleasuring herself with one, but the one’s Nadya used were a tad cheap-looking to me. I know she’s new to the porn scene, so I was expecting there would be some missteps, but it really didn’t hurt the movie too much.

Now I know what many of you are thinking: how could I enjoy, let alone masturbate to someone like Nadya Suleman? Simple: You have to take away the stigma that follows her. I know that there are people who can’t stand her, but remember – this is a PORN MOVIE. Leave your judgment in the other room. That’s rule one.

All in All – I thought it was money well spent.

Final Score: 6/10

If you are a fan of Octomom, or you really really REALLY want to see her naked, you can go to Wicked.com and watch it online at a fair price. You can also follow Nadya, Wicked Pictures and Brad Armstrong  on Twitter using the links below:

Nadya Suleman: https://twitter.com/#!/BecomingNadya

Wicked Pictures: https://twitter.com/#!/WickedPictures

Brad Armstrong: https://twitter.com/#!/wickedarmstrong

“The Client List” is not on my list.

“The Client List” – Lifetime’s cintribution to the ladies (and I think the men) who like watching a sexy woman and a sexy guy having an erotic moment without penetration (Lifetime is a Basic Cable Channel), and apparently, THAT is something that we all want to see and enjoy.

Can you say “Bullshit” ? I can: BULLSHIT!

You see “The Client List” is an ass backwards way of showing how a happy ending is given. I myself have never had a Happy Ending, but I have watched quite a lot of handjob Videos that show how it all goes down.

And let me tell you, “The Client List” got it oh so wrong. Let’s break it down, yo (OK, that’s the LAST time I say that).

Let’s start with the synopsis of this series. From the Imdb:

Based on the Lifetime made-for-television movie set in suburban Texas, the Client List answers the question of how far a wife would go to save her family from foreclosure. The Texas starlet, (Jennifer Love Hewitt reprising her role in the original movie.), reprises her role as Samantha Horton the beleaguered housewife of an injured football star with three kids, a mortgage, and an eidetic memory. The former beauty queen now finds herself flat broke until she reads an advertisement for a massage salon and applies for the position only to find out that it is a front for a high end prostitution service. Initially repulsed, her dire circumstances lead her to accept. With her new position comes money, guilt and addiction. Her home life suffers as a result of her husband’s lost pride and the long hours. Eventually the police step in to close the ring. Ostracized from her family and community, Samantha has one more card to play. Using her perfect memory against her former clients, she compiles a list of influential men in positions of power to help a local mayor win her campaign & her own freedom.

Even reading that is making my head hurt. But wait, it does get worse. Let’s break down the “Massage sessions” we see in the show:

1. Talking

If you have had the misfortune of watching “The Client List”, then you will know that they do TONS of talking leading up to the “Handjob”. Yes, they actually have a little chit-chat before getting down to the business… and it’s not even dirty talk. Look, there is nothing wrong with communicating with your sexual partner as to what you like or don’t like in the Sex Department, but she’s not dating these guys – her job is to give them a massage. And yes, I do get that she has to make them feel relaxed and safe before getting started, but don’t so chummy that you could become friends. Keep them tugjobs professional.

In short – forget the heavy use of semantics, just get down to the business at hand. Literally.

2. The Storyline

How the flying fuck does Lifetime come up with such original TV? They Don’t. Moving on…Wait, I forgot to use quotes. Let’s ask the question again:

How the flying fuck does Lifetime come up with such “original” TV? Easily. If you have watched the lifetime movies that I have seen (And I’ve seen quite a few, thanks to Lazy Sundays), the are pretty much the same concept, with some slight tweaks.

All of these movies have one thing in common: A Woman who will go thru a hard time in the very near future for about 1 1/2 – 2 hours.

The tweaks are:

1. She is in an abusive relationship
2. She is in love with 2 men
3. She is involved in a scam, which is about to go wrong
4. She was successful and/or popular, lost it all, and has to resort to unusual jobs
5. She is hiding a dark secret that threatens to destroy all that she has ever loved

Tweaks 4 and 5 fit “The Client List” perfectly.

For the past few years, I’ve seen Hollywood Movies and TV shows that Networks claim to be “Original”, but they really aren’t. They are just a simple rehashing of a Show or movie You’ve already seen.

A good example of this is in the movie “The Roomate”(2011). Don’t believe me? Here is the quick synopsis of “The Roomate”. From the IMDB:

Fresh from Des Moines, Iowa, Sara Matthews has just landed in Los Angeles as a college freshman studying fashion design. She meets handsome Stephen, party-lover Tracy, and roommate Rebecca. Rebecca is nice, sweet and ready to share everything with Sara. It could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship. But Tracy is convinced that there’s something seriously wrong with Rebecca and bad things start happening to everyone close to Sara. If Sara is to have a normal college experience, she’s going to have to get to the bottom of what’s up with Rebecca and quickly get out of her clutches.

Written by napierslogs 

Now, for those of you don’t get what I’m talking about, this movie is actually a rehash of the Film “Single White Female”.

Yes it’s very true – Sara Matthews (Roommate) is actually Allison Jones (SWF). BOTH are looking for and have found love, BOTH of them are in Fashion Design (Sara Matthews [Roommate] is studying Fashion Design, Allison Jones [SWF] IS in Fashion Design), and BOTH women have a Crazy Psycho Female Roommate that wants to be exactly like them in every way, flip their shit when they don’t get what they want, try to KILL the protagonist in BOTH these films, and, wind up dead in the end.

The movies are the same, but “The Roommate” has mild tweaks. I’d go into it, but that beyond the scope of this blog. One thing I will mention: even the Movie Posters are almost the same.

Below is the DVD Box Cover of “The Roommate” and next to it is the Movie poster of “Single White Female”:

 

See?

The Lifetime Network is guilty of doing the EXACT same thing: “The Client List” is a simple rehashing of the Movie its actually and originally based on, and runs under one or more of the “Original” Plot templates I mentioned earlier.

“Original” my ass.

3. Where’s the Hand job ?

We were fucking DUPED into…Whoops, the bold text is stuck. One second….

Testing…Testing…there, much better. Moving on. There are two reasons I wanted to watch the client list. The first one was the promotional poster for the show – it suggested to me that the show would have a LOT of Jennifer Love Hewitt looking like this:

Yeah, I was so drawn to the show. The That picture did its job: My interest and my Penis were  piqued. ;D

For a moment, I was thinking that the TV show would be different from the Movie….Nope. Another thing that I was hoping to see – a scene where with a hand job in progress.

Now before you get all pissed off, I wasn’t actually looking for an actual hand job – just simulated. There was a scene in the movie that was simulated – they could do that in the show too, and it doesn’t have to look silly or stupid either.

Instead of seeing this, the camera shoots down to the candles, the hand job that we can’t see begins, and the scene changes to sometime after the act has been performed. What a rip.

I understand that Lifetime is “Television for Women”, but you must also under stand that there ARE women who wouldn’t mind a little dirty stuff now and then. And yes, it CAN be tasteful.

I now come to the final issue I have with this show.

4. Jennifer Love Hewitt

 

For some of you, you think she is Sexy (I Do), while other think she is past her prime. Could care less about that. What I do care about is the fact that JLH is always going for the “Good Girl doing Not-so-good things” type of Characters. It’s classic self-pigeonholing.

She looks sexy as hell, and can wear a dress like a boss, wear lingerie like a second skin, but come on, JLH wouldn’t hurt to play a bad girl in a movie, doing bad things (and no, the movie “HeartBreakers” does NOT count). She could be a Femme Fatale, a dominatrix, a hot as fuck serial killer or assassin, or even an outspoken, unorthodox Christian woman with a high sexual appetite.

Okay okay, scratch that last one…or not.

Jennifer should just stop being in this mold she feels completely comfortable in.

We get it JLH: your a good girl. Now, do something naughty for a change. We won’t hate you for breaking out of your comfort zone.

There. I’m all finished. Now you know why I’m not a fan of “The Client List”….And why is sucks.

Laters

10 Questions with…@Boobster

Yes, Boobster. Of Boobster.net, and boobsternewscenter.com – The one on Twitter (@Boobster). The Boobster Taylor Stevens <3’s:

Yeah, THAT Boobster.

I have always wanted to do a Q and A segment with people. Especially with people I follow on Twitter. Porn Stars, Adult models, Youtubers, etc..

I think it would be great to ask 10 questions to some of you guys and gals, and blog the answers for all to read and enjoy, so about a week ago, I took a chance, and asked Boobster if they would like to have a go.

I emailed him and asked if he would like to give it a try – he said yes. After throwing my arms up in epic win, and cleaning up a broken glass afterwards (I was holding a glass of milk when I read the email), I came up with 10 questions for him to answer.

Below are the my 10 Questions and Boobster’s answers to each one. Now these are his actual answers to the questions – I haven’t edited them in any way, shape or form. And I must say – I got some really good answers. Here goes:

1. Who is your Favorite Porn Star?

huh, that is a tough one.. I’d have to go with Gianna Michaels I
guess.. for me, she’s a perfect combo of incredible figure, fun
loving, genuine character, and a dirty, skilled, fuck loving slut..

2. What do you think of all the attention Taylor Stevens has been getting lately?

I know Tay for years and years, and Im glad she’s getting the
attantion she deserves… she’s an energy bomb, and this had to happen
sooner or later..

3. When did you realize your fetish/obsession for Boobies?

at very young age actually.. was always starring at stacked ladies on
the beach, and later in school the bustiest teachers were my
favorites.. 🙂

4. What is your favorite slang word for breasts?

I guess “boobs”.. it just sounds big and juicy…

5. If you could go on a lunch date with only ONE woman who would it be?

oh man, another though one.. I really can’t say that.. if I was in
USA, I think I’d pick Maserati XXX, I just wanna see that rack in
person (plus, she comes across slutty enough that something might
happen after dinner).. in South America I’d definitely pick Miss Issy
.. that woman is a fucking DREAM!.. in Europe, I’d struggle between
Chloe Vevrier and Leanne Crow..

6. What do you think of Porn Parodies?

they can be fun, but I like when porn movies are about slutty babes
that love to get fucked…

7. Senario: A Law has been passed that gives you a legal right to kick only one person’s ass. Whose ass would you kick?

what is it with you and “one person”.. there are so many people that
deserve good ass whooping out there..

8. Do you play any Computer Games?

nope.. never been fan of those.. always ended up looking up big
titties online instead…

9. What do you think is the best invention in the world?

the wheel showed up to be quite useful for couple of things.. plus,
it’s kind of boob shaped 🙂

10. What Celebrity do you think should do porn?

if they did porn, they’d be porstars, and that would kill the
“celebrity” vibe.. so, I’d go with “just keep losing your phones”
ladies 😉
BOOB ON!

I shall Boob on, good sir. Thanks for answering my 10 Questions.

Now, If anyone wants to have a run at “10 questions with….”, you can Tweet me on Twitter (@PlayBoyMan), and we’ll take it from there, via DM. This is a new segment that I really want to start doing on a regular basis, so don’t be afraid to ask.

Laters.

Stanley Cup Boobies…

“Who is the busty little thang right there?!”

“Dude, took at the tits on TV!”

“DAMN!”

If you said any one of those 3 Sentences while watching Game 4 of the 2012 Stanley Cup Finals last night, It might be because you saw this buxom woman on TV:

Look at those breasts…Big and juicy, aren’t they? If only that guy had looked to his left…But I digress. No, you weren’t seeing things. It was a true chance this pic even exits. And yes, that is who you think it is..

The Lady in question is none other than Adult Model Taylor Stevens. She was sitting behind the Devils at Game 4 of the 2012 Stanley Cup Finals…It has been rumored that this game got some MAJOR ratings as it aired, which can only mean that we might hear more about this for the rest of the week, and that Is cool with me, and the TONS of fans Taylor has.

You saw her here and there while watching the game. Just for a few seconds, she was there on TV: she is there in the upper right hand corner of this pic:

And here she is again, just right of Center in this pic:

 

And that’s her again in the upper right again:

 

…But let’s face it – the best pic is this one:

And Even though you are just loving/tweeting/talking/jerking off/wishing and …well Jerking off to those boobies (AFTER you Photoshop the guy out that pic), it’s just not enough to make you appreciate this busty sensation to it’s fullest.

What you need is a Picture of this Buxom Goddess, doing what she does best: Haunt your Sexual Dreams and Fantasies…And Yes, I Can provide that:

 

Thank you Taylor Stevens – You made Game 4 of the 2012 Stanley Cup Playoffs the best game I’ve ever watched.

Lastly, I want to tell you all about I joke I tweeted to Taylor. A spin on a classic:

@TAYSTEVENS Busty Babe, something weird happened – I saw your boobies on TV, and a Hockey game appeared! (Get it?) ;D

She retweeted it shortly thereafter. Epic Win. 😀

Laters.

Chicken Cocaine!

We’ve all seen them.

Watched them a thousand times. We know them by heart. People flipping their shit over Chicken anything.

If they don’t get them in a timely manner, all hell will break loose. For those of you not familiar with these outbursts, here are the videos I’m talking about:

This woman went nuts when her could NOT order Chicken McNuggets at 6AM

And the second video below, (Note – this clip is from @RayWJ, the host of “=3” this clip is gonna start at the 0:44 second mark, and continue, so you’ll have to stop it manually):

Now, most people say that reasons there two did what they did can be contributed to the following: The woman was drunk of her ass, and the guy was an impatient fat-ass. You might think that is the case, but you would be horribly wrong – the reason goes much, MUCH deeper than anything you can possibly imagine.

The Reason is the Chicken. Yes I said it. It’s the fucking chicken. And the persons involved in this conspiracy are few and very powerful motherfuckers. The First one is…well, I’ll just show a picture:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Whoops…Wrong pic. Taylor Stevens has NOTHING to do with this. One second……(Sidenote: I must remember to sort all these pics). Here is the correct pic:

no no…not the guy going into McDonalds..McDonalds, the company. They are partly responsible for why people are flipping the fuck out over chicken anything. All over the world, people are having rage fits over the world all because they want their Chicken fix  – NOW.

And do you know what makes the chicken so fucking irresistible ? Crack. Yeah, that’s right, there is cocaine in the Chicken! Let’s face it, NO ONE in their right mind would do the stupid shit these people did in the videos. They have to be under the influence of some powerful illegal drugs…and that drug is Cocaine.

I know what you are thinking:

“Where did he get this shit?!”

The answer is very simple: I have come into contact with the one guy at the heart of all this. The guy who knows all this shit McD’s has been doing, and is the #2 in this whole operation:

Ronald. Motherfucking. McDonald.

It’s true – that loveable clown that kids and even adults loved for years was the biggest drug mule in America. You remember when Ronald McDonald suddenly vanished, and how McDonalds said they were “Retiring” the character?

It was a Hit…And I’m not talking about a blockbuster.

McDonalds had took out a hit on Ronald McD – why? I asked Ronald that same question, Via the phone. All I know is that Ronald is at a secret and undisclosed location. The Following is dialog of me and RMcD himself:

RMcD: Why? Because I’d had enough. I was ready to out the company for all it’s wrongdoing. I was tired of watching People from all walks of life getting hooked on the Crack Chicken. Men, Women, Children – it was too much. It came to a point that I couldn’t handle it on my own. I turned to the bottle, hard. I may have looked happy, joyful and carefree – but inside, I was in pain, and drinking numbed that pain.

I didn’t even know I had a hit put out on me until it was too late…I remember it like I was yesterday: I had just left one of the many bars I visited, I was outside in the parking lot, waiting for my Cab. I always called for a cab home. I saw a cab pull up to me. I remember I walked to the cab and the driver said to me: “Excuse me sir, there is a problem with this cab”. I said “What’s wrong?” and as I moved to the drivers door, I caught a glimpse of the barrel of a gun right in front of my face, followed by a muzzle flash. That’s when I knew…That’s when I knew what they had done to me.

PBM: How did you survive that?

RMcD: I had help from a friend. It turns out that some else I thought was long gone was there for me, to help me when the time was right. The Hamburglar.

PBM: Whoa whoa – THE Hamburglar?! The One that kept trying to steal the Cheeseburgers?

RMcD: The very same guy. His name is Gary, by the way. He managed to get the bullet out of my head. It didn’t go in too deep, but without any help, I would’ve bleed to death right there. As I recovered, I told him about what the fuck was going on, and he wasn’t too surprised about it – They asked him to break into McDonalds restaurants and pee in the kitchen. Naturally, he refused to do that shit.

PBM: Man, that is some fucked up shit. Are you planning to go to the cops?

RMcD:  I don’t really know. Me and Gary have carved a nice life for ourselves. No one is looking for us, and I just don’t have that energy to deal with all that crazy.

PBM: But what about the public?

RMcD: Since this all happened, there has been less and less people freaking the fuck out for chicken, so maybe they (McDonalds) are playing it safe. Besides, all the proof to bust them is most likely long gone by now. I have to hang up now. It was nice talking to you.

PBM:Anytime. This is the part where I say “Laters”, but I don’t think that’ll happen.

RMcD: Never say “Never”. Gooybye.

PBM: Goodbye

That’s the last I heard from him. I tried to contact him, but no such luck.

And he’s right – I haven’t really heard anything more about people flipping their shit over chicken mcnuggets, chicken sandwiches, etc.

Maybe it was a failed experiment…maybe it was stopped short by something or someone…maybe Ronald McDonald DID do something to stop the madness after all, and didn’t tell me about it for my safety…

Of Course, None of this matters – because I made it all the fuck up. I don’t that you most likely knew this from the title, but I feel that I should clearly mention it, to those who think what I’ve written is true:

I made it all the fuck up. You are meant to laugh at this. To those of you who got this joke, I say thanks….Please tell those who didn’t that they are morons.

Laters.

The AHF – The Adult Entertainment Industry’s latest shitkicking enemies.

HIV/AIDS is a very important issue when it comes to sexual health. No one wants to catch this disease, and those who DO have it, certainly don’t want to infect others. It’s understandable that the AHF wants to educate and provide support to those who have HIV/AIDS…

..However, trying to pass half-truths, laws that are impossible to enforce and unjust to human rights, and make it difficult, if not impossible to shoot a scene, or webcam, is NOT SOLVING ANYTHING.

As most of you know, the LA City Council have a “Condom-Required” Ordinance in place in the city, and recently, have made revisions to this bullshit law.

The Law says that ALL performers must use condoms in every scene, and now, webcam performers MUST have permits in order for them to webcam in their OWN HOMES. The City Council has also left it to “AHF Volunteers” to enforce this bullshit law.

There is an article that details all of this crap on paper, and you should read it before you go any further:

http://therealpornwikileaks.com/the-ahf-is-looking-for-work/

I can’t believe this bullshit…yet there it is, clear as day. I am all about Adult Performers being safe when it comes to sex, but this is too fucking much. The Adult Entertainment Industry already takes care of this, and it’s done a VERY GOOD job in keeping their performers safe. The one quote from that article that REALLY BURNS MY ASS, is this:

Indeed, it isn’t even about condoms, come to think of it…since the new law now extends the requirement of a permit to include even homemade adult webcamming — and remember, the new Cal-OSHA regs could potentially require “barrier protection” (read, dental dams and gloves) for girl-girl and even solo scenes) as a means of “protection” — that means that ANYONE who does an adult webcam in the city of LA is now liable to be required to apply for a permit, or face stiff fines and even jail time.

This is no longer about keeping anyone safe – this is just a flat out attack on the Industry, AND to make a cheap buck in the process!

This Law was passed by people and organizations who just LOTHE the industry, and would be more than happy to see it crash and burn (Or at least run it out of town). And to take their prudish bullshit out on Webcammers?!

say it with me:

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK ?!

As I stated in the start of the blog, Webcammers in LA are now required to have a permit, may have to use “Barrier Protection” (WHAT?!), and if they don’t they could be fined or even put in JAIL. What kind of Donkey Shit is this?! So you are telling me, that, for example: if a woman who lives alone, and may want to fingerbang and maybe use a sex toy on herself has to have a Permit and use protection, JUST because the LA City Council, AHF, Weinstein-Lubben and assholes have nothing else better to do with their lives, and can’t figure out how else to make money?

Fucking Sick, Sad and R-E-TARDED.

It’s all about the money now. Scratch that, it’s ALWAYS been about the money – they are just showing their true colors about the whole damn thing. I get that California is hard up for cash, I get that there are people who hate the porn industry, but that doesn’t give them or anyone the right to take advantage of the hard-working performers and the Studios they work for, and non-industry people who want to have some naughty online fun in the privacy of their own home.

What’s next for the AHF – forcing people who are sexual active to use condoms at all times? Prohibiting people from watching porn without some kind of a permission slip? Making it legal to have dirty thoughts, EVER? And another thing, how is outsourcing  the enforcement of this shitty ass law to “AHF Volunteers” gonna work? A Bunch of Prudish assholes are just gonna go around and peer into windows, with cell phones ready in hand, waiting to narc the second they see a exposed vagina about to be penetrated by a sex toy, or a throbbing cock?

What if its just an ordinary couple who just want to fuck, and feel like recording themselves in the moment? I don’t know who would be pissed off more: The Cops for getting this call or the couple who just got cockblocked by some nosy motherfucker, who has nothing else better to do with his/her time. I know – that scenario may/may not happen, but the fact that it’s a possibility, is a frightening thought, nonetheless.

When will this bullshit end?

All these misconceptions about the industry are going to do more harm than good.

The Adult Entertainment Industry is not some seedy underground, where all the guys are sporting thick moustaches, the women are dumber then a box of rocks and are being Forced against their will to have sex, EVERYONE is doing lines of coke every 3 minutes, getting drunk off their asses, and are loaded with infections and diseases.

The Adult Entertainment industry is a series of For-Profit businesses and production studios, who make their money selling movies and content that feature people having sex on film. They regulate themselves, have their performers TESTED, and treat each other with respect. As with any business or industry, if there is an asshole doing shit they shouldn’t be doing, people will talk about him/her/them, and they will not last very long in their line of work, and that is TRUE no matter what line of work or industry you work in.

The dumbass lawmakers in the LA City Council, the AHF and their “Volunteers”, and every idiot that can’t make an attempt to find a woman’s G-spot without passing a law to do so first, need to stop watching “Boogie Nights”, slap themselves across the face, and pay attention to the cold hard facts.

There are many facts that are being ignored, and too many lies being told, but I think the one fact that they should know is this:

It’s only Porn. It’s just hot sex caught on Camera, and no one is getting hurt. – Chill the fuck out and watch it.

And that’s the motherfucking TRUTH.

Laters

The Hall of Babes, now at Tumblr!!

…Well almost, but Yes, you read that correctly.

Tumblr is a better place to have the hall. It’s much easier to manage it there, and I don’t have to worry the TOS – they are pretty cool like that. The Blog is still getting worked on and needs some fine tuning, but feel free to bookmark the address: http://thehallofbabes.tumblr.com/

If you go there now, you’ll most likely see a enter password dialog – don’t worry about that, it’ll be gone very shortly once I’ve finished everything.

 

There are still changes on the Horizon, I’ll you keep you informed as I go.

Laters

In Memoriam: The Hall Of Babes @ WordPress

Alright, here it comes. Try not to cry guys, It might make you look like a Pussy in front of the hot ladies. Let’s Begin…

After much thought, I have decided to close the Hall of Babes on Perverted Brain. There are two reasons why I’ve decided to do this:

1. This is a blog that you mainly READ – looking at pics of hot, busty women is fun, but I already have two Blogs for that kind of thing. My Psychic powers tell me that you are about to say:

“But PlayBoyMan, you only have one blog like that.”

Yes, but that is subject to change in the future.

The Main issue I had with the Hall of Babes is that its the only reason anyone is coming to this blog. A Couple of Articles get read every now and then, and some of you DO park on the main page, but the majority of visitors end up at the HoB. As Much as I love that you come to visit my blogs, I want you to READ it.  It’s not like a magazine full of naked women with words wrapped around it, it’s quite the reverse.

Sidenote: If any of you started thinking that’s how “Playboy” Magazine is made, I will find you and kick you ass.

Now, it’s not all bad news – There will still be naked ladies on the blog. Most of my articles have one or two pics of women, and that won’t change a bit. I couldn’t call my blog “Perverted Brain” without them. Let’s move on to the second reason the HoB is getting the heave ho…

2. WordPress.com’s TOS

Don’t get me wrong: It’s great to host a blog on WordPress.com, but I feel that because of WP’s TOS, that the HoB doesn’t live up to it’s real muster. The Hall of Babes is a really nice why of expressing how amazing and wonderful the sexy ladies I follow on Social Networking sites are, but WordPress DOES have issues as to the explicitness on pics I display, and the pics in the HoB are as “PG-13” as I can do, which I feel doesn’t do them justice. There are also other ladies I would’ve liked  to add to the HoB, but the pics I find of them would’ve most likely clashed with WordPress’ TOS.

And hosting my own domain site is something I just don’t have time or resources to deal with right now. So, I’ve come up with a solution…

…Which I will tell you about in my next blog post, after I’ve sorted everything out. While You’re Waiting, please take the time to Vote for Taylor Stevens (@TAYSTEVENS) over at the Miss Freeones Contest. Register at Freeones.com and remember to Vote for Tay.

And so you don’t think I’m a dick, here is a lovely picture for this amazing woman:

Almost makes you forget what you read, didn’t it? PLEASE don’t forget what you just read.

Laters.

Vote for @TAYSTEVENS at Freeones!

Freeones.com is holding the 2012 Miss Freeones Contest! 30,000 Bucks of cash prizes await the winners in this contest, and the one who needs to win, is MY Favorite Busty Babe, Taylor Stevens!

For those of you who don’t know who Taylor Stevens is, Here is a quick Bio, from her Blog Taystevens.com:

Hi boys !! Its Taylor your busty bouncy girl next door ! I’m a 24 year old Canadian cutie with all natural 32hh breasts. I’ve appeared in score magazine, pinupfiles.com, actiongirls.com and much much more. I’m the official number ONE internet babe for ten years running I even have the trophy to prove it 🙂 .

I’m a total girly girl but also a huge tom boy lol I love football, ufc, poker ( I have a great poker face or maybe its cause everyone’s not staring at my face lol ), i take kick boxing classes so watch out boys , travelling movies and video games. IM a huge nerd but hey who doesnt love a nerd right !!.

I’m just your average girl next door with HUGE all natural breasts that I LOVE to show off (especially to the neighbors), play with bounce etc LOL. I definitely love to play and meet new people that’s why i started my own live video chatroom. If your the type of guy that loves tight t-shirts, bra busting button bouncing boobies then you’ve most certainly come to the right place. I have broken many bras in my day lol. I used to be 300lbs and in 2006 i lost 180lbs through diet and exercise i worked my ass off and love working out. I’m single and still looking for my prince charming. Im outgoing, down to earth and fun and I’m not shy about showing you all of me so make sure you join my free fanclub for all the info about me and all the thousands and thousands of pics and vids. I cannot wait to see you all LIVE AND ON CAM. Im online daily. Come see why I’ve been number one! LETS PLAY BOYS !! bouncy bouncy

 

And for those of you who don’t know know who she looks like (And that’s very few of you ,btw):

 

 

I know right? If you are feeling dizzy, that’s totally normal – she has that effect on men and women. As you can see, she is fucking beautiful, and I think she is worth voting for.

Round one of the Contest has already begun, and you can and should vote for Taylor every day. First, Sign up at Freeones.com, and then head over to VoteForTay.com to vote for this busty vixen in the 3, yes I said 3 Categories she up for winning (Miss Freeones, Best Webcam Girl and Best Adult Model). You can vote each day, and the votes by registered members have carry more oomph.

REMEMBER TO VOTE FOR TAYLOR EVERYDAY. Every vote counts. 😀

Well? The fuck are you waiting for? Let’s recap:

1. Register at Freeones.com

2. head over to http://votefortay.com or http://miss.freeones.com

3. Cast you votes for Taylor Stevens

4. Spread the word like the awesome, motherfucking pimp you are.

You can follow Taylor on Twitter (@TAYSTEVENS), and Freeones at @FreeOnes. You should also read her fantastic blog at Taystevens.com

So, Let’s go! VOTE 4 TAY! VOTE 4 TAY! VOTE 4 TAY!

w00000000000000000000000t !!!! 😀

You’re still here aren’t you? You looking for another pic of Taylor Stevens, aren’t you? OK OK, one more pic, then go and vote for her:

There. Now pull your pants up, wash your hands, and get voting. Thanks.

Laters