PlayBoyMan’s Review of “Octomom: Home Alone”

Note: This review was done under my own discretion. The Views and opinions below are of me, PlayBoyMan, and I did not and will not ask for any endorsements, or compensation of any kind for this review.  If anyone calls me a liar and says I did, I will reply by finding out where you live, Show up at your door, and ram my whole foot up your ass. If you would like to link this review to your blog so social media sites, you are free to do so, under the Creative Commons License. Thanks.


The Date: Thursday, June 21, 2012

The Place:

The Price: 19.99 (USD)

The Review:

Not long ago I, PlayBoyMan, have watched “Octomom: Home Alone”. Some of you thought I was nuts, desperate even, to watch porn, but I assure you – I am not, and never really have been desperate to watch any porn movies (yay!) .

Any who, I went to, and dropped the $19.99 needed to gain access to the movie, starring Nadya “Octomom” Suleman pleasuring herself.

I sat and watched the film from start to finish, and I can tell you that it even though it didn’t really “Wow” me, I must admit: it really wasn’t bad. Not bad at all.

This movie was directed by Male Adult Porn Star Brad Armstrong (Wicked), who, According to has directed 155 movies, the majority of them under the Wicked Pictures brand. I have always been a fan of Brad’s work, and I must say he did a good job with this one.

Speaking of a good job, Nadya Suleman actually looked to be enjoying her self – yes I said it. Usually, when I see her (TMZ, Local News, National News, Etc) she looks and sounds all “Twitchy” and weird…Not this time.

Now, because this movie was only released a few days ago to the masses, I won’t spoil it for you. Yes, even though there really isn’t much to say about a woman pleasuring herself, I do think it would be wrong of me to break it down scene by scene.

What I will tell you, is that Nadya has a really good body. I was expecting the worst (and no, I won’t tell you what I was thinking), but she does have a great body, and yes, I would (and DID) jerk off to her. The Cinematography was good – excellent camera angles, and the locations Brad chose to film at are pretty damn good. (Looks like it was shot on-location at a kickass house).

As for Nadya‘s solo performances: they were pretty good. The woman knows how to take care of the business. My only issue with this film: the choice of vibrators.

There is nothing wrong with a woman pleasuring herself with one, but the one’s Nadya used were a tad cheap-looking to me. I know she’s new to the porn scene, so I was expecting there would be some missteps, but it really didn’t hurt the movie too much.

Now I know what many of you are thinking: how could I enjoy, let alone masturbate to someone like Nadya Suleman? Simple: You have to take away the stigma that follows her. I know that there are people who can’t stand her, but remember – this is a PORN MOVIE. Leave your judgment in the other room. That’s rule one.

All in All – I thought it was money well spent.

Final Score: 6/10

If you are a fan of Octomom, or you really really REALLY want to see her naked, you can go to and watch it online at a fair price. You can also follow Nadya, Wicked Pictures and Brad Armstrong  on Twitter using the links below:

Nadya Suleman:!/BecomingNadya

Wicked Pictures:!/WickedPictures

Brad Armstrong:!/wickedarmstrong

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