There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids she didn’t know what to do…
Does anyone remember that old nursery rhyme ? I’ve heard it many of times in my life, always wondering what the old lady would do in real life…
And, Sadly, it looks like I might find out :S
Yes People, I’m talking about Nadya Suleman – a.k.a “Octomom”. The woman with 14 kids.
Currently, she and her 14 kids don’t live in a shoe, but she might live in a cardboard box or a car if she doesn’t come up with some money soon – real soon. She owes $450,000 dollars in mortgage payments for her house, and I’m pretty sure it’s gonna cost a shitload of money taking care of 14 kids. Some People have a hard time taking care of ONE Baby. Shit.
One of the issues that some people have is that she may be hoarding money – she was able to take her family to Disneyland – that vacation isn’t cheap at all BTW. Anyone who can take a family of that size to one of the most popular (and expensive) there parks has to have some kind of cash reserve going on.
The major issue that I have about all this: How the fuck is she gonna pay all of these hefty bills without working ?
She Can’t – and she refuses to except that.
If she does have money stashed away for a rainy day, someone should tell her it’s fucking pouring. If she doesn’t have this cache of cash, then she needs to find work. Which bares another problem – she is with the kids 24/7 – how will she be able to find someone to take care of those kids and work a normal 8 hour job ? She can’t.
Also, if you think about it, no normal job will be able to provide her with the money needed to maintain her family’s needs for a week, let alone a month. So how can this problem be solved ?
Answer: The Adult Entertainment Industry
Now I know what you’re thinking: you’re thinking that I’m just saying this cuz’ I want to see the Octomom naked and/or maybe her “O” Face – and I would be lying if I said I didn’t. She does have a great body, but that’s not the point here…
She doesn’t have to do porn right from the jump – just being a nude model would help her pay the bills big time. Having a yard sale – not so much.
And the major plus is that no one would complain about it – like I said before, no regular job could pay enough to help her out. If she does porn, she would have a 100% valid reason for doing so – she has 14 kids to take care of.
Seriously, do the math: find out how much it would cost to take care of a child for one year, multiply that by 14, then add the mortgage payments, gas, electric and water bills, food, clothes, etc. and look at the total. Go ahead, I’ll wait…
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All Done ? Good. See what I’m talking about ? Excellent. Not so farfetched now, is it ?
Nadya Suleman needs to swallow her pride, open her eyes and realize that she is in real trouble here. I’m not gonna bash her for having all those kids (Everyone else has done a super good job doing that), but she is gonna have make a move pretty soon, or she really will become the old lady who lives in a shoe.
Beggars can’t be fucking choosers.
The Perverted Nerd 