Twitter Jail…Again…Fuck….


Yes….it happened AGAIN. I’m back in fucking Twitter Jail. I feel like that guy in Monopoly, who pulled that card that says go to jail, go directly to jail:


and I could really use 200 bucks right now (That’s not me in that picture BTW – duh).

Here’s how it went down: Early Friday Afternoon, I had sent a #FF to my followers, and shortly afterward I got a tweet from a user, warning me not to do it again or I’d be blocked:

“if you post another tweet to this account with porn in it Im blocking you. last warning”

I’ve never sent the user anything of the sort. All I’ve done is suggested them for a #FF (That’s Follow Friday, for you non-twitter folk) – NOTHING else. But after getting that tweet, I felt it was best to cut ties then reply to it, so I immediately unfollowed and blocked the user, to ensure that they wouldn’t get anymore tweets from me.

Sounds all good right? Nope.

Around 8pm on a Friday, which was the same day I got Suspended the last time, I found out I’m suspended on twitter…”FUCK, Not again”, I said. The suspension started at just before 6pm, and I learned about it later at 8pm.

I didn’t do anything wrong, and this shit is getting super OLD. I’m getting REALLY tired of seeing this when I’m on Twitter:


And the reason is just DUMB as fuck: I was reported for promoting a Twitter Account. That’s right…now I’m Getting suspended OVER A #FF TWEET.

I’m not going say who it was that said I was tweeting porn to them (Which I would like to reiterate DID NOT HAPPEN)…I’m not going to give them any reason to start shit with me – but I will say this:

The person who tweeted me that unnecessary warning and got me suspended, was a woman, and was in the running to fill the #4 spot in the Hall of Babes, made vacant by request by the now retired adult model Jade 38HH.

I can officially tell you, she is definitely out of the running.

So, that is how I am spending my weekend. If you were wondering what happened, now you know.

Here’s to hoping I get back on Twitter by Monday.


UPDATE: I got a reply from Twitter –


This account was suspended for sending multiple unsolicited messages using the @reply and/or mention feature. These features are intended to make communication between people on Twitter easier. Twitter monitors the use of these features to make sure they are used as intended and not for abuse. Using either feature to post messages to a bunch of users in an unsolicited or egregious manner is considered an abuse of its use, which results in account suspension.

For more information about these features, please visit our @Replies and Mentions help page:

I have now un-suspended your account. Please note that it may take an hour or so for your follower and following numbers to return to normal.

So, yeah – it was the Follow Friday tweet. *Sighs* live and learn – I least I lived…And I’m back on Twitter. 🙂

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