Hello @BangBros and @RachelStarrxxx, @boobster sent me….


Grab a cup of Tea, A Bottle of Lotion and that box of Tissues, for I have a story to tell you..

This is the story of How Adult Film star Rachel Starr introduced me to BangBros.com – without ever having met me a day in her life.

Picture it: Columbus, Ohio, November 2007-

Winter was in full swing… It was cold, even with the sun shining, and I was enjoying keeping my black ass indoors where its warm.

One day, a Guy I know, lets call him “kenny”, told me about this teaser clip that was making its way around the internet…It was a woman with a very fit and perky ass, taking it from behind standing up.

I was intrigued…

Sadly, Kenny didn’t know the name of the woman with this lusty ass, and he is not the type to be forgetful. So I tried to get him to give me some information about this woman. All he could tell me of the thumbnail he saw for the video –  A woman, wearing a wet green dress, showing off her bare butt”

That is all I got out of him. After that, he said he had to go home and lie down for a bit – talking about this woman was making him dizzy.

After getting this nugget of info, I decided to try to search for this woman on my own.

I was determined to find this scene and this woman – hearing about it was not enough for me. So that following night, I fired up Internet Explorer, and went to yahoo search (which is NEVER a good search provider for finding porn).

I tried typing up ”Wet Green dress and bare butt”, which was the dumbest thing to do, as it yielded so many results I swear I won the fucking lottery…which I didn’t.

I then tried “Perky wet butt in green dress” Same thing.

Looking for a specific ass on the internet REALLY IS like looking for a needle in a haystack – except the needle is rounder, firmer, and worth adding to the spank bank.

Even though I was looking at pics of women in undies, I couldn’t find the one Kenny was looking for. BTW, its best to do this kind of looking in the late afternoon/early evening hours. Calling your guy at 3-4AM in the morning while looking at pics of butts is super annoying, and crazy weird on a TON of levels.

So anyway, after a week of looking, I gave the fuck up. No way I could find that needle in the haystack that is the internet.

So I abandoned my search, and just started fucking around on the web. It’s 3:30AM, and I’m looking at this and that, wondering why it takes so fucking long to download a large JPEG (I was on DSL at the time, and it was SLOW) – I click on this and that, going from website to website (I don’t remember these sites btw, I’m not a machine), when it dawned on me:

I could go to Boobster News Center”, I said to myself. “Maybe I can find her there.

*Click*

The Latest article on the Boobster Blog, was of a woman named Samantha 38G. I’d heard of her before a ways back. This was the first time I’d heard of this site, so I’d thought I’d check it out. There were quite a number of links, so I clicked the one marked the other websites.

*Click*

The site went to another page. A website called “BangBros.com”. It was the first time I’d ever been to the site. So, as I’m looking at the list of the sites associated to Bangbros, I saw a thumbnail for the Ass Parade site – An image of a hiked up green dress, that appeared to be wet, and a very ample, and very bare butt. And there it was, the butt that I was looking for. I had to be. It made me dizzy, so so damn dizzy – just like kenny.

Both me, and my dick were enchanted. I wasn’t paying too close attention to anything else. All I saw was this super fine woman with a great ass. I clicked on the link to Ass Parade, and was loaded with a TON of video clips. I managed to find the same thumbnail, and clicked the link underneath it. Lead me to a sample video…and man, it was fucking awesome. I’d found the round needle in the the haystack.

Somehow, I managed to snap myself out of the trance I was in…actually, the video sample ended, and so did the fantasy, so back to reality I went.  And then, I yawned for what felt like 10-12 seconds; I was getting tired as fuck. I quickly bookmarked the page, and shutdown for the night….It took awhile to power down…”Might be nothing”, I thought to myself, as I hopped into bed and fell to sleep.

The next morning, I went thru my ritual of getting ready for the day (cue “Dexter” Theme Music): Picked out my clothes, took my shower, Brushed my teeth and fixed my hair, got dressed, turned on the PC and checked my bookmarks…

…All of which, were gone, and replaced with ads and weird ass site names I’d never heard of in my life. My browser kept opening up, and displaying search engines I’ve never heard of.

I also kept hearing a voice, talking about Clorox Products. My PC was fucked up. My files which at that time were mostly game saves from classic DOS Games – fucked.

I had to format and install all my software from minute 1.

Stop the damn music, my day just got slow and boring…and then…

As I was sitting at my PC, it then donned on my that I not only lost the bookmark, but because I was so enchanted and sleep drunk, I couldn’t even remember the links and sites I went to in the first place. Epic brain fart. “FUCK!”, was the only word I got out of my mouth.

After installing everything, and AVG Anti-Virus for the first time (Again, it was 2007), I was back in business.

I went about the rest of the day, which then turned into 2 weeks running errands and tasks at hand – what? I don’t spend all day looking at boobs. I’m a busy guy. Anyway, one night I winded down and went back to the booty hunt (Hmm….That sounds like a movie to me).

I did managed to remember where I went first, Boobster, but since 2 weeks went past there we’re a ton of updates now, and I couldn’t remember which one it was.

So I went thru a number of links, and finally, again – I found that round, enchanted backside – I also took the liberty to find out the name of this sexy lass: her name is Rachel Starr, and the site I saw her on – the world famous Bang Bros. I bookmarked and joined bangbros that very day.

And, to this day, That ass is still perfect, and makes me swoon. It’s like number 2 of my best asses list, and I thank Boobster for talking about her, and BangBros for having her, and Rachel Starr for having good genes:

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Damn Good Genes.

Laters

Picture provided by BangBros, used with permission. http://BangBros.com (Twitter: @BangBros)

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