Theory: Anti-Porn “Activists” must be super freaky. Yikes.


As I sit here, listening to the bullshit psychobabble coming out of the ass end of Shelley Lubben, via clips from Youtube, something clicked in my brain – “What is she REALLY upset about?”.

I mean yes, Shelley Lubben is bitching and fussing and spreading lies, spewing her “Research” to anyone who doesn’t know shit about porn, and calling it “evidence” (Sidenote: Printing bullshit on paper is not “evidence” – it’s still Bullshit), but I still wonder WHY she is so pissy about porn.

There are people who think that Porn is nasty, and that the moves and positions that they do are NOT done in real life, mainly leading to the popular phrase “That doesn’t happen in real life”, when in fact, it actually IS done by just about anyone who is legal and old enough to consent to sex….and is also very flexible.

All those positions that people see in porn, that is if you watch porn, is done somewhere in the world, with and without cameras.

And yet….Shelley Lubben, and anyone else that wants to stand on a soapbox over nothing, continue to…well…Stand on that soapbox talking about nothing. WHY?

Let me break down what a porn movie actually is, and this is something that I have said in a past blog post: If you take away the Cameras, the Lights, the Film and production crews, hair and makeup and the storyline (Yes some Porn movies have a storyline), what are you left with?

People having sex. And it IS CONSENSUAL.

That’s mainly what Shelley Lubben and all those Anti-porn dumbasses are complaining about – sex on camera. And that really isn’t a big deal. You see, The Adult Entertainment Industry is not the only one making fuck flicks – Yeah, I said fuck flicks. In addition to having sex in all kinds of configurations, Average Joes and Janes – People like you and me – have the potential to make their own sex tapes, and it happens a lot more then you think.

You’ll take notice that Shelley isn’t going after regular people who love to record themselves fucking on camera. Not one mention of that. Or maybe a troubled teen who has unprotected sex with multiple partners. People are having sex left and right all over the world. Some are using Condoms, some aren’t. Some are fucking for pleasure, and some are trying to conceive a child. EVERYONE is having sex, in their own ways.

What Lubben also fails to realize from this simple and obvious fact, is that everyone not only has the potential to just make their own sex tapes – If they choose to do so, they can share said tape on the internet for everyone to enjoy. Anywhere, anytime, and any Day of the fucking Year.

Everyone can be a pornstar if they choose and want to. It will always be an uphill battle for Lubben. In fact, you remember that Measure B piece of shit that got passed by voters in November 2011? – that’s called a ‘Pyrrhic victory’  – a victory with such a devastating cost that it carries the implication that another such victory will ultimately lead to defeat.

In other words – Shelley won that battle with Measure B, but she will ultimately lose the war on Porn.

Speaking of Which: Let’s get back to the ‘war’ in question – Porn is nothing but Sex on Camera, which doesn’t make much of a difference when it comes to, I guess I’ll call it “Normal Sex”, and I use that term loosely. And if you are a person who is old enough to have and enjoy having sex, then its really not that big of a deal to you. You’re having sex, and you are (Hopefully) satisfied doing so. 

So….What is Shelley complaining about? What is really bothering her about porn?

*Click*

Then it hit me…‘Measure B’ and all the requirements needed to abide by it – That’s how Anti-Porn Activists has sex!

You all remember that Anti-Measure B video, with Jessica Drake and James Deen? The Dental Dams and Latex Gloves? No? Not to worry, the video is below.

See all that crazy shit they were using? THAT must be how Anti-porn crazies have sex. They are a freaky bunch, aren’t they? Shelley must be a mondo crazy freak. That is the only thing I can think of. She is just pissed off that The Pornstars aren’t doing it the way she does, and they look like they are having way more fun then she is.

If you think I’m making fun at Shelley and her anti-porn Activists, you are correct in thinking so, but there really is a serious element in all this. Forcing people to wear condoms is, in my honest opinion, a violation of Civil liberties. No body of Government, no matter how big or small, should be in charge of any individuals right to what they want to do in the bedroom, on Camera, or even on location for that matter.

A good example of this is the SAG (Screen Actors Guild). As far as I can see, there is no law on the books that says explicitly that Members (Actors and Actresses) in SAG “MUST SIMULATE ANY AND ALL SEX ACTS ON FILM”. The Actors and Actresses in Hollywood are not really having sex in Films and Television, yet there is no Federal/State/Local law on the books that tells them not to have sex on Camera. I did as through as search as I could just to be sure. Nothing. Zilch. Nada.

The Hollywood Industry, as a whole, CHOSE TO SIMULATE SEX IN HOLLYWOOD FILMS. Did you catch the Buzz word there? Let me quote and highlight the last statement:

The Hollywood Industry, as a whole, CHOSE TO SIMULATE SEX IN HOLLYWOOD FILMS.

“Chose” is the Buzz Word. No law had to be passed telling/commanding/ordering any Hollywood Actors and Actress to NOT have sex. The actors and actresses chose not to have actual sex on camera. Its the Same thing for the flip side of the coin.

Any Performer in the Adult Entertainment Industry makes and has the choice to use condoms or not. It’s their body, and they are responsible for those choices. There should not be a law that tells them how they should fuck on or off camera.

Speaking of fucking on Camera, let’s get back to talking about the freaky sex Shelley likes.

Let’s try to put ourselves in Shelley’s Shoes for a minute – But lets not stay too long, as she does sound fucking nuts, and is a big fat liar. If you have looked at the video above, it appears that Shelley likes to wear Latex Gloves, Protective Visors/Goggles and Dental Dams. Seeing that she doesn’t want to have sex on camera because that would be “Damming to her mental capacity”, I’m sure there is no need for hazmat-like suits, and maybe she puts some drop cloths down, or tape some up on the walls….Yeah.

Oh, and let’s not forget the Condoms….her hubby must wear 2-3 of them in one session of sex…

Wait a minute…..Just realized something….WHY would anyone want to have sex with Shelley Lubben? OK OK….This shit is getting weird. Let’s get back to sanity.

To make a long story short (too late) – Anti-Porn Activists doth protest too much, and their protests are about sex, plain and simple. Anybody can have sex on camera. Anyone can be a pornstar. Everyone has sex, and Shelley Lubben and her band of idiots can’t really stop that from happening – no matter what she says or does.

You can try to reason with her, and you can spend as much time as you want calling her on her shit, in the hopes she’ll snap out of the bullshit, but it’ll be to no avail. She knows she is bullshitting people. Anti-Porn Activists know they are Bullshitting People, and they love it to no end.

All you can do is sit back, and watch her and her fellow morons do the one thing that is most likely happening to her as we speak….losing the war.

And please remember that as you are watching, feel free to laugh your ass off. It’s funny as fuck.

Laters.

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