My Views on Condoms in Porn (Again)


Before I begin, I want to dedicate this blog post to Sophie Dee (@SophieDee), who inspired me to write this with one of her tweets. No Bullshit. Thanks Sophie. 

Let’s Begin…

Most you know my views on Adult Film stars using Condoms in the Adult Entertainment Industry. If you don’t you can read about it here. I’ll be here when you get back:

Adult Film Stars + Condom – DVD Sales = Epic Win

Welcome Back – it was a pretty harsh post wasn’t it? No worries, I’m gonna take a much calmer approach this time. If you didn’t click that link, I should tell you that I am in favor of Condoms being used in porn movies, and even Studios creating a Condom-required policy.

However…. there is one thing that I’m NOT in favor of: I am NOT in favor of FORCING Adult Stars into using Condoms.

As most of you may know, in January of this year, the City of Los Angeles passed a law requiring All Adult Performers to wear condoms for any and all productions in L.A.

You can (AND SHOULD) read that story in the link below:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2088144/Porn-actors-MUST-wear-condoms-rule-Los-Angeles-lawmakers.html

In that article, Adult Performer Tabitha Stevens made a very strong point:

‘If you want to wear them, wear them. If you don’t, don’t. That’s up to the talent to decide. It shouldn’t be up to the government to decide’

And I couldn’t agree more. Tabitha Stevens has worked with and without condoms during her 17-year career in the Industry. She has never tested Positive for HIV/AIDS, and gets tested on a regular basis. And she is right about the government: it’s not up to them to decide how someone gets their fuck on – On or off Camera, indoors or outside, on top of a roof, with or without Condoms – they don’t have a say in it at all (Except for if you get caught having sex in public, then it’s Public Indecency, and even that isn’t too big a deal, I’m Guessing.)

No form of government: City, State or Federal – should have the right to tell you how to live your life. The Laws exist to keep order and balance in the country and in society, and to prevent you from getting into or causing trouble. Not being permitted to Steal, commit Murder, Rape and Assaulting people are good examples of government at work, and what its for.

“Telling you how to Fuck” however, is not a good example at all, and it’s outside the scope of what government is for. I may want Porn Stars to use Condoms in their scenes, but there is no fucking way I’m going to force them into using Condoms, and I would never support a law that does. NO. FUCKING. WAY.

Another problem with this law that the City of Los Angeles passed – how THE PROPER FUCK are they gonna enforce it?

There are a LOT of Porn movies that get released in one year alone, and ASSLOADS of sex scenes shot all over the state, let alone the city of LA on a daily basis from so many studios big and small. How are they gonna be able to monitor, locate, and deal with them all?! Hey, that last bit kinda rhymed. hehe.

It’s like trying to break 200 panes of 1-inch glass with only your cock, all while having Sophie Dee keep count of the broken panes – it’s just not gonna happen, you will most likely hurt yourself, end up a badly bruised cock, and Sophie will be busy laughing her cute ass off at your pathetic attempt do to the impossible.

And even after reading all that above you STILL think it can be done, then you are a big time, dumb-ass motherfucker. And to you prudes in LA: if you were trying to push the Adult Entertainment industry out of L.A. and/or California: good Job, enjoy having that redwood tree up your narrow asses – from what I’ve heard, many of you seem to have become accustomed to that sort of thing. Fail.

For me, as far as I am concerned: as long as Adult Performers are aware of the risks, understand what they are getting into, and are getting tested regularly – which they do all that anyways – I have zero problems or complaints about condom use, or lack thereof. Go get your fuck on guys and gals. I’ll keep watching. 😀

Now that I’ve given my “Political” view about this, let’s switch hats and let me give you my “Porn Coinsurer”  view on condoms in porn scenes.

From a “Porn Coinsurer” POV:

I’ve watched a lot of porn in my life: From Shyla Stylez deep throating a massive cock without gagging, to Lisa Ann getting banged hard Doggy Style. From Justin Slayer pumping his dick into Mariah Milano’s Pussy, to Tabitha Stevens showing she can go the distance in bed in the Scarface XXX Parody (That was a great scene, btw. I thought the guy she was boning was gonna pass out. She couldn’t get enough – Damn). And yes, I enjoyed Sophie Dee in Brazzers “The Sexorcist” – You can watch a preview of it here, and I strongly recommend watching the whole thing. It’s perfect:

http://www.brazzers.com/tour3/index.php?action=scene&id=5974

Long story short (too late), I’ve seen a lot of porn. Anyways, On Feb 22nd 2012, the very cute and sexy, Sophie Dee (@SophieDee) tweeted this (btw, This is the tweet that inspired me to write this blog post, just FYI):

“How about this – RETWEET if you would NOT buy porn if it has condoms in it.”

I, could not Retweet it. Mainly because I WOULD buy Porn if it has condoms in it. I’m totally good either way, and most people agreed with me, which Sophie later tweeted:

“Mmmm interesting it’s like 50/50 some of u are against it and want full raw action lol. And some of u are happy either way. #condomsinporn”

And so no one thinks I’m making it up (And to show off some of my basic photo skills) here is a screenshot of the tweets in question as they appear on her timeline:

3-2-2012 1-45-49 AM

Sidenote: She has a beautiful Twitter page and Avatar.

Back to the topic: A sex scene without condoms has never turned me off, and vice versa. Because for me, what makes a good porno is the sexual chemistry between the performers.

That’s the beauty, and the key to great a porn movie: the Sexual Chemistry and Attraction the performers have towards each other.

You can tell which performers have the good or great sexual chemistry with each other. She’ll suck his cock more intensely, or he’ll give her longer oral, or maybe fuck her harder. Ya know what I mean? – The scene will have that “I’ve been wanting to fuck you for so damn long, baby – And I’m gonna give you all I got” vibe to it. It’s not too hard to miss.

I’ve seen that vibe quite a lot in porn, and it makes the scene amazing. Whether condoms are in use or not just never really matters, and I’ve never heard of a guy who didn’t watch a porn movie because they used condoms, and if there is someone who says that, then they are fucking liars. It’s right up there with people who say they don’t masturbate – I call Bullshit on both those statements.

Lastly, for those of you who don’t quite get what I mean about Sexual Chemistry, I recommend watching either “Lexington Loves Sophie Dee” or Lisa Ann in “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin” – both films are very good examples of having good sexual chemistry in scenes. And hell’s yes – both of those movies are fucking awesome.

There. I’ve made my peace with Condom use in Porn…At least for now anyways. 🙂

Now, you may have noticed that in the latter half of this blog I’ve Dropped the name Sophie Dee quite a bit. As I said before, Her tweet inspired me to speak out about this issue, and this is my way of thanking her for the inspiration, and getting my message across. I do love killing 2 birds with one stone.

I said it before at the start, but it bears repeating:

Thank you for the inspiration, Sophie Dee. You’re a sweetheart.

Laters

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