What is this “Pay-Per-View Porn” you speak of?


For a long time, Pay-per-view Porn has been available by your Cable and Satellite Provider. It’s been a staple for more than 20 years:

Those channels just near the end of your list, the ones you barely pay attention to. You know the ones — or do you?

You see, a recent study came out that PPV Porn is NOT being purchased as much as it used to be. The study also states that “Free” porn content online and piracy might be contributing to the decline.

And that is where I call…..

 

BULLSHIT!!!

First off, its soooooo simple to blame other people for other people shortcomings. “The Internet is to blame for why TV sales are falling” – “A bottle of water is to blame for me failing all the time at everything” – “The American People are to blame for why the banks and giant corporations needed a bailout.”

Blah Blah Blah Blah…..

Second, Free Content is NOT the cause as to why no one watches PPV Porn nowadays. And DO NOT START talking about Piracy and File Sharing – IMHO, there is really NO UNBIASED PROOF that either one of those things are hurting anybody. I don’t wanna talk about piracy one bit – gives me a fucking headache.

There are 2 reasons why NO ONE WATCHES PPV Porn: The First one is…..

It’s too fucking hard on the wallet.

How hard”, you ask? You know the first scene from “Big Wet Asses 3”, the one where Mia Bangg gets fucked hard in the butt and pussy? THAT HARD.

***Side note: “Big Wet Asses 3” is a really good porno to watch, if you haven’t seen it, or don’t own it yet, you can get it from CDUniverse.com for under 20 bucks (Before shipping, Tax). This link will take you to it: http://www.cduniverse.com/productinfo.asp?pid=6737149&style=ice – and don’t worry, the link is legit. Tested it myself.***

Back to the business at hand…..

Let’s start with an example:

Right Now, lets say that “Big Wet Asses 3” is available on PPV for 12.00 bucks and can be viewed for 4 Hours per purchase, and the DVD is 19 bucks (it really is BTW), and in a calendar month, I own and watched the DVD about 4 times, and you watched it 4 times too.

I’ve spent less than 30 bucks to watch this movie and you’ve spent 48 Dollars to watch it all 4 times. Now let’s say I watched it a 5th time (DVD) and you watched it 2 more times, 6 times in total.

How much have we spent? You spent 72 bucks, and I’ve STILL only spent less than 30 bucks. You see it? I bought it once, and can watch it as many times as I feel like, where you (at the moment) are stuck paying 12 Dollars for each viewing. I could watch it 20, 30, 40 times and still pay nothing extra…Not that I watch porn THAT much, it’s just an example. In case you still don’t get it, I made a table:

You (12.00, PPV) Me (Bought the DVD)
1. 12.00
2. 12.00
3. 12.00
4. 12.00
5. 12.00
6. 12.00
7. 12.00
1. 19.19 + Shipping,Tax
2. 0.00
3. 0.00
4. 0.00
5. 0.00
6. 0.00
7. 0.00

 

Get it Now? I hope so, because I really want to move on to the next reason.

The Second Reason why PPV Porn isn’t popular anymore…

It’s inconvenient as fuck.

Yes, it is. Back then, it was convenient, because porn back in the day was highly taboo. NO ONE admitted they owned or watched porn, and it was OK to watch it on PPV because if someone was coming, you could change the channel to something else or, you could’ve tried one of my classic moves: Unplug the TV, set the VCR to record and just say, “I’m just cleaning up” . Worked every time back then.

Also, the technology we have today didn’t exist back then – you now have more options to work with.

Portable DVD’s, Cell Phones, Handheld devices, Desktop and Laptop computers – you can watch porn just about anywhere. You can’t really do that with PPV Porn – unless you can find a way to carry your TV and cable box around your neighborhood without fucking anything up.

Shit, there are people watching Porn at work – and no, I’m not talking about people who work in the porn industry. A recent study has shown that about 3% of people in the workplace view porn at work. You can’t really do that with PPV porn.

Availability is also a big part of what makes PPV Porn inconvenient…

Let’s go back to “Big Wet Asses 3” again. By now, you’ve watched the movie quite a number of times now, and so have I. It’s now the next month, and you are willing to spend more cash on this movie PPV Time!…

But wait – what’s this? The movie isn’t available on PPV anymore. Most of the movies that were there last month are gone, replaced with other movies. “WTF?!”, you exclaim. As for me, I’m watching “Big Wet Asses 3”, and loving every minute of it.

You see, to keep PPV “profitable” and “appealing” – and yes, those are the best words I could come up with – They have to “rotate” movies – Each month, New movies get added and replace the ones that are there now. You gotta keep it fresh. Sometimes and depending on what Cable or Satellite Provider you have, some, not all Porn movies, are replaced in 1 to 2 weeks in a calendar month.

On AT&T UVerse, most of the adult titles run for 1 month, then get replaced with new movies – and no, I’m not boasting.

Now to be fair, Pay Per View isn’t all that bad – if you want to watch Hollywood movies without all the fuss of having to drive to a movie theater, find a clean seat, trying to sneak in food, snacks and sodas to avoid spending any money at the concession stands, and don’t want to listen to babies crying or assholes who LOVE to talk on their phones, then Pay-Per-View might be just what you need.

If you want to watch Adult Movies however, avoid PPV like the plague, and just buy the movie on DVD and Blu-Ray – it’s easier on your wallet and cost-effective in the long run. Oh, you can and should also try Brazzers, BangBros, and Videosz.com – they got good stuff too.

Laters

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