After reading @TAYSTEVENS blog entries about 100 Facts about her, I was inspired to do the same. I didn’t think I’d make it, but I did. So, here they are – all 100 Facts. Take a break every now and then – don’t want you hurting your eyes, ok ?
Let’s get started:
1. I’m a Black Man – and proud of it. 😀
2. I LOVE Technology – I’m a technowhore
3. I am a Gamer – Always have been always will me
4. I’m not afraid to speak my mind
5. My Family has no idea I’m on Facebook
6. My Family has no idea I post Pics of nude women – and they really don’t need to know. 😀
7. I buy my Music and Porn, and I rent/buy movies.
8. I can’t make Jiffy Pop Popcorn. Even following the instructions doesn’t work
9. I’m a Democrat. Card Carrying and proud of it.
10. I love Women.
11. I have a fetish for Large Breasts – I embrace my fetish. It’s a part of who I am, and I’m not ashamed of it.
12. I LOVE Movies! I have quite a large selection – and no, they are not all Tongue-in-cheek
13. I read and brought my First Playboy Magazine in November 2000. Joanie Laurer was on the cover and the playmate was Buffy
14. I used to be on MySpace. It sucked ass.
15. I used to run a blog called “Big Breasted Babes” on Blogger. It was too wordy, and was difficult to come up with stuff to
say, so I shitcanned it.
16. I also ran a blog called “Random Paradox” – it was like “Perverted Brain” – Super Lite version. Also shitcanned.
17. I’ve owned 6 used computers in the last 15 years
18. My mom caught me masturbating when I was 16, to a copy of “Lowrider” magazine. At least it wasn’t “Glamour” 😀
19. I’m a Good Cook – seriously, I gots the skills
20. I’m Pro Choice – a woman’s body is her own business.
21. I used to sleep in pajamas – I kept sweating, now…
22. I sleep in the nude
23. For one day, I freeballed (that means I wore no underwear). Didn’t like it.
24. One time, I saw 2 women do a little nude dancing in front of a bedroom window – to me. 😀
25. My Father is an Asshole – I’ll leave it at that
26. I’m NOTHING like my Father. 🙂
27. I have an impressive collection of Video games. Most of them are classic – all of them are awesome.
28. I support Gay rights
29. I support Women’s Rights
30. I live women of all colors and sizes. She could be blue with a tail – if she’s nice, I’d still hit.
31. I am a fan and supporter of Taylor Stevens. She’s an Amazing woman.
32. I have an interesting sense of humor
33. My Mother is awesome. No one can tell me otherwise.
34. I have fallen asleep standing up
35. I like/drawn to people who have a good heart
36. I’m cautious about falling in love
37. I don’t believe in Marriage
38. I do believe in “Living in sin”
39. I’m afraid of Spiders
40. I am a reborn Ass Man (Thanks to @cocosworld, @KimKardashian, @GGurls, @ElkeTheStallion, and countless others)
41. I am a total gentleman to the ladies – and a whore in the bedroom.
42. When I was Younger, I used to lie about the small things. Not anymore…
43. I believe in being truthful and loyal as much as possible
44. If you ask for my honest opinion, You’ll get it. No bullshit.
45. I choose to err on the side of being cautious
46. I love to use the work “Fuck”
47. I can fucking use the fucking words “Fuck” and “Fucking” multiple fucking times in any fucking sentence. Fucking Cool,
right ? Fuck Yeah its fucking cool!
48. I love who I am as a person.
49. I respect other people’s beliefs, even if they don’t respect my own.
50. I’m not a religious man, but I am a man nonetheless
51. I have NEVER called a woman the b-word. Not even in a typed sentence.
52. I have no problems calling men bitches, sometimes we are. 🙂
53. I do not/will not believe a man has any right to beat a woman.
54. I don’t believe in “Keeping up with the Joneses” – I move at my own pace
55. I’ve never been jealous of anyone – it’s just a waste of time
56. I have never gone to jail for anything
57. I don’t Drink, Smoke or do Drugs – but I don’t judge those who do
58. I’ve never judged people based on the color of their skin
59. One time, I threw up on a Fire Hydrant – in front of a fire station – which was responding to a fire.
60. I support and respect everyone in the Adult Entertainment Industry – they do great work
61. I never have been, and never will be a prude.
62. Believe it or not, I can setup a VCR (lot of people still don’t know how, and no one uses them anymore)
63. I’m a huge fan of Attack of the Show – Been watching it since the first episode
64. I have never owned anything Mac – but I wouldn’t mind a iPad or iPod Touch
65. I once masturbated in a Church Bathroom – one of the members was attractive, don’t judge me please.
66. I don’t look down on people – it’s just not my style
67. I am an avid Porn Collector. I don’t watch porn everyday, but I do like variety.
68. I don’t believe in picking on the little guy. Fight some your own size.
69. I ran away from a crazy woman who yelled at me to have sex with her. True story.
70. Sometimes I can get a little shy around the ladies. Yeah, it does happen.
71. I’ve never owned a car in my life
72. I walk to all my destinations – it’s good to walk.
73. I’m about 5 foot 7
74. I love to watch anime movies and TV Shows
75. I love all kinds of music except Jazz
76. The Last CD I brought was in 2001 – and it was a Yanni CD.
77. I think Cheetara from the Thundercats is fucking sexy. I’d so hit that.
78. I am NOT a fan of Jersey Shore. Yes I follow @Sn00ki, but it only for her boobs.
79. I Read as much as I can
80. I have always wanted to travel to Japan and Canada
81. One day, I might move to Canada
82. I’m allergic to walnuts
83. I believe in Monogamy – I’m not a cheater, and I never want to be.
84. I know 2 people on Twitter who I chat with that LOVE 420 sessions (Not gonna say who)
85. There was a time I was attracted to only Brunettes – that has changed considerably 😀
86. I have taken apart a washing machine, 2 dryers, a water heater, 3 TVs, A PS2 (4 times), 2 NES Consoles, 2 Gameboys, 3
stereos, half a toilet (yes you read right), An Office Copier (that was fucking fun), 4 printers, a Sega Genesis, a
microwave, and countless Computers. Most of that stuff I fixed and they work like nothing happened.
87. I am a good friend with someone who is in a band. To respect their privacy, I’m not saying who it is.
88. There are about 25 women on Twitter who I think have the potential to be a good girlfriend to me.
89. I am a fan of the Playboy Lifestyle
90. Hugh Hefner is my all-time favorite idol. I have mad respect for the guy.
91. I suck ass at Chess
92. I’m not a good Poker Player, but I’m willing to improve on that.
93. I don’t like Boxing at all
94. Thanks to Taylor Stevens (@TAYSTEVENS), I’m a HUGE MMA Fan.
95. I have a bite mark all on the left side of my tongue. Chewing accident.
96. I think it’s deeply erotic to give a woman Oral Sex.
97. I have read the Kama Sutra – Twice
98. When I was 11, I stole a cookie from a store, along with 35 Mini-Twix bars in one pass. I was only busted for the cookie.
(Yeah, I have a little bad boy in me)
99. I was almost hit by a car when I was 9 – they stopped in time.
100. I FUCKING LOVE POPTARTS !! They are the greatest food ever created by man. If someone wanted to send me a case of Pop Tarts, I’d except it with a big smile across my face.
And a few more to grow on:
101. I love to dance – I’m 60% good at it, but its having fun that counts.
102: I NEVER spam anybody on Twitter.
103: I love Spam – the luncheon meat, that is. 😀
And there you have it. 100 Facts of yours truly. And as a reward for reading them all, here’s a pic for you all to enjoy….you’ve more than earned it:
Thanks for reading.