“Kim Kardashian, Porn, and NOT Porn” (NSFW)


STOP ! Before you go any further, I need to tell you and ask of a favor:
First, this blog entry is soooooo NSFW – view in private and where prying eyes can’t see you, cuz if you read this at work and your ass gets fired, don’t go bitching to me – I gave you fair warning and you know it.
Second, you need to tweet the link to this blog entry to Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) – I mention her at the end of this blog, and I’d like to make sure she reads this. I’ll wait…

 

 

 

 

Did you do it ? Good. Let’s move on.

 

I want to show you some pics. Yep, you get to see pics! Yay ! Take a look at the two pictures below:

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Now, I haz a question for you: Which image is Pornographic ?

Some of you might say that both images are Pornographic. Some of you might say that one of the pics is Pornographic (mainly the one on the right), and some of you will say that neither one is Pornographic…

Those of you who thought the images weren’t Pornographic at all, Congrats ! You don’t need to read any further – you are 100% correct !

Those of you that thought one or both pics are Pornographic, keep on reading. You know what ? – the ones who got it right should keep reading too, this is gonna be a good blog entry after all, and there are more pics to look at.

The reason some people out there think those images above are pornographic is because of their (the people’s) limited definition of the word “Pornographic” – they are being too damn vague. It’s like a “one-size-fits-all” answer for them, which as I have learned, NEVER works.

 

To quote from Wikipedia about the Definition of the word “Pornography”:

Pornography or porn is the portrayal of explicit sexual subject matter for the purposes of sexual excitement and erotic satisfaction.

Now, most people would just go with this, and declare that any image, movie, magazine, etc, that shows nudity of any kind and maybe might encourage one to masturbate is “Pornographic” – in this case: a pic of a nude woman must make a man (and/or woman) wanna masturbate to it every time he/she sees it, and therefore, the material(s) in question is “Pornographic”.

Nope. That’s not correct at all. You might wanna take a closer look at that entry in Wikipedia – there was something you missed. This is the next part that defines the term further:

 

Pornography may use any of a variety of media, ranging from books, magazines, postcards, photos, sculpture, drawing, painting, animation, sound recording, film, video, or video game. However, when sexual acts are performed for a live audience, by definition, it is not pornography, as the term applies to the depiction of the act, rather than the act itself. Thus, portrayals such as sex shows and striptease are not classified as pornography.

 

Did you read that ? Did you catch the important part ? No ? Let’s read it again, only this time, I’ll highlight the part you may have missed:

 

Pornography may use any of a variety of media, ranging from books, magazines, postcards, photos, sculpture, drawing, painting, animation, sound recording, film, video, or video game. However, when sexual acts are performed for a live audience, by definition, it is not pornography, as the term applies to the depiction of the act, rather than the act itself. Thus, portrayals such as sex shows and striptease are not classified as pornography.

How about now ?

This means that the two pics above are NOT PORNOGRAPHIC in nature – A pic of a nude woman or man is not, never has been and never will be Pornographic – as neither image depicts an act of sexual intercourse – unless the images show two or more people having sex, it’s not porn.

The same really does go for all kinds of media – Playboy, Maxim, Zoo and Nuts Magazines are a few prime examples of what does NOT constitute Pornographic items – none of these mags depict any kind of sexual intercourse. They contain images of women who are either Semi-nude, in Lingerie or Bikinis or just 100% in the buff – none of those magazines are Porn in any way shape of form. You could call them Artistic, sensual, sexy, provocative and even Bold – but NOT Pornographic.

The same goes for TV Shows – Spartacus: Blood and Sand & Gods of the Arena, Sex and the City (the TV Show AND the Movies), etc – NONE of those programs are Pornographic, as they only contain simulated acts of sex. its not Porn at all.

Long story short (too late): anything that does not depict an act of sex is not pornographic in any way. Woman in a bikini ? Nope. Nude woman or women in pose ? hah. Even this pic below is not Porn:

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Are they having sex ? Nope, thus it’s not porn. I could show you images of this caliber all throughout this blog, and not a single one of them would be pornographic. I was gonna show an actual pornographic image, but I don’t wanna violate any rules to my blog service’s TOS. But since you will need examples as what is pornographic, I recommend heading to either Bangbros, PornPros, and/or Brazzers.com websites, and watching one of their sample video clips. Seriously, go ahead, it’ll wait for you…

…Welcome Back.

So, did you see a penis, sex toy, finger or tongue enter a Vagina, Anus, mouth or a combo of all three? Good – THAT’s Pornography – and good porno too, if I may say.

 

Which beings me to the end of this blog entry (This is the part Kim Kardashian should be reading).

There is one pic that we need to look at:

 

 

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This is an Image of Kim Kardashian, portraying a female Silver Surfer (I think) in “W” Magazine , which is out in newsstands now. Kim, if you are reading this blog, take it from someone who has seen more than his fair share of images when I tell you this —

This image is not “Pornographic” – It’s bold, daring and provocative. It’s very brave of you to do a photoshoot like this. You have nothing to be ashamed of, upset or mad about –

It’s just a beautiful picture of you. You are a very beautiful woman.

Thanks for reading.

Laters

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