Slut, Whore, Ho – Pick one


We have heard women (and sometimes men) get called these names. Most of you think they all mean that same damn thing, but believe it or not, they don’t.

“WTF ?”, you say ?

It’s true. There really IS a difference between the Three – And I’m gonna take the time to explain them all to you.

Lets start off with “Slut”

For most, the word slut referrers to someone who has sex either for money or for trade – this is NOT true.

A slut is someone (Man or Woman) who has sex WITHOUT regard to any moral, emotional, or ethical consequences – Having sex with a married Man/Woman, sex with someone who is feeling emotionally vulnerable due to a breakup/argument with their significant other is a prime examples of a slut.

In short: They don’t care what problems someone might be having, or if they’ have no problems at all – they just wanna get their fuck on. And believe it or not, there IS SUCH A THING as a “Good Slut” – this can be achived by using a condom, keeping track of all your partners names and the number of times you fuck ‘em. Failure to do any of this can result in either catching a buttload of STD’s or HIV/AIDS, and a 99% chance of being on the Maury Show, waiting to hear either “You ARE the Father” or “You are NOT the Father”. Be a Slut at your own risk.

 

Now we move on to Whore – now being a Whore has it’s advantages, as well as options. A whore can either be someone who has sex for money or is just someone who is REALLY good in bed, and open to trying new things in the bedroom (Positions, Dirty Talk, Toys, etc.).

Now, if you are a Whore who has sex for money, awesome – Most Women (and Men, don’t count them out) who do this don’t come cheap – I’m talking about Brothels, Escorts, High-Price Call Girls (the Male version is called a Gigolo). If you ‘re gonna sell yourself, go for the big bucks. This also makes you a Good Whore, which is a fantastic option to follow.

Now if you are a Man or Woman who enjoys sex, and is open to trying different things in the bedroom, this makes you a good whore too ! No, it’s true, There is nothing wrong with enjoying sex with your partner – doesn’t matter your sexual orentation, sexual preference, position, etc. – as long as everyone is enjoying themselves, it’s good to be a Whore. Also, a whore is more likely to use condoms, or is very good at Pulling out, so that’s a plus.

“But PlayBoyMan, what about being a ‘Bad Whore’ ?”

That’s also a win – The only time you can be a bad whore is via dirty talking. There are some woman who like that, and there are some guys who like that too. If I was having sex with a woman (*sighs*), I would love it if she called me a whore. It would be a compliment to me, and it shows I’m getting the job done. 😀

 

OK, So far we have learned about being a chances of being a Slut, and the Epic Win of being a Whore… Now the only one left is being a Ho.

If you are called a “Ho”, then you are not being given a compliment – it’s also NOT a good thing to be. A Ho is someone who tries to be a Whore, but fails horribly. Instead of being Hot shit in a Champagne Glass, they are Cold Diarrhea in a Styrofoam cup. They have sex for all the wrong reasons: for a small amount of money (few bucks, the most $15 the least, .99 cents or so I’ve heard), or for food (A cheeseburger, sometimes a bag of chips). It’s a sad, sad state to be in if you’re a Ho. It also means they are most likely Ho’ing out on the street – and that’s a HUGE NO NO. They are exposing themselves to infection, disease, abuse, and even death – They either get killed by their “John” or their Pimp, which can either be one guy, or a gang, or some crazy motherfucker.

Even if you are NOT a Ho, being called one is just insulting. Here in Ohio, them’s fighting words, and a 70% chance that someone is gonna go to the hospital. No Bullshit.

And now for my Final Thought (Yeah I know that’s what Jerry Springer says, but its not copyrighted, so I can use it whenever the fuck I want):

Even thought I’m just talking about these differences, do make it habit to just throw those words out in general – there is a time and a place for everything, that goes triple for bad words.

Oh, and I’m a Good Whore. Just saying ladies. 😀

Laters

2 thoughts on “Slut, Whore, Ho – Pick one

  1. […] This post was mentioned on Twitter by PBM and PBM, MissDJM. MissDJM said: RT @PlayBoyMan: Slut, Whore, Ho – Pick one http://wp.me/pRLuc-1E […]

  2. ESSENCE44F says:

    I agree..all have different meaning..and even there put in the same category..there totally different.

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