The AHF – The Adult Entertainment Industry’s latest shitkicking enemies.

HIV/AIDS is a very important issue when it comes to sexual health. No one wants to catch this disease, and those who DO have it, certainly don’t want to infect others. It’s understandable that the AHF wants to educate and provide support to those who have HIV/AIDS…

..However, trying to pass half-truths, laws that are impossible to enforce and unjust to human rights, and make it difficult, if not impossible to shoot a scene, or webcam, is NOT SOLVING ANYTHING.

As most of you know, the LA City Council have a “Condom-Required” Ordinance in place in the city, and recently, have made revisions to this bullshit law.

The Law says that ALL performers must use condoms in every scene, and now, webcam performers MUST have permits in order for them to webcam in their OWN HOMES. The City Council has also left it to “AHF Volunteers” to enforce this bullshit law.

There is an article that details all of this crap on paper, and you should read it before you go any further:

http://therealpornwikileaks.com/the-ahf-is-looking-for-work/

I can’t believe this bullshit…yet there it is, clear as day. I am all about Adult Performers being safe when it comes to sex, but this is too fucking much. The Adult Entertainment Industry already takes care of this, and it’s done a VERY GOOD job in keeping their performers safe. The one quote from that article that REALLY BURNS MY ASS, is this:

Indeed, it isn’t even about condoms, come to think of it…since the new law now extends the requirement of a permit to include even homemade adult webcamming — and remember, the new Cal-OSHA regs could potentially require “barrier protection” (read, dental dams and gloves) for girl-girl and even solo scenes) as a means of “protection” — that means that ANYONE who does an adult webcam in the city of LA is now liable to be required to apply for a permit, or face stiff fines and even jail time.

This is no longer about keeping anyone safe – this is just a flat out attack on the Industry, AND to make a cheap buck in the process!

This Law was passed by people and organizations who just LOTHE the industry, and would be more than happy to see it crash and burn (Or at least run it out of town). And to take their prudish bullshit out on Webcammers?!

say it with me:

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK ?!

As I stated in the start of the blog, Webcammers in LA are now required to have a permit, may have to use “Barrier Protection” (WHAT?!), and if they don’t they could be fined or even put in JAIL. What kind of Donkey Shit is this?! So you are telling me, that, for example: if a woman who lives alone, and may want to fingerbang and maybe use a sex toy on herself has to have a Permit and use protection, JUST because the LA City Council, AHF, Weinstein-Lubben and assholes have nothing else better to do with their lives, and can’t figure out how else to make money?

Fucking Sick, Sad and R-E-TARDED.

It’s all about the money now. Scratch that, it’s ALWAYS been about the money – they are just showing their true colors about the whole damn thing. I get that California is hard up for cash, I get that there are people who hate the porn industry, but that doesn’t give them or anyone the right to take advantage of the hard-working performers and the Studios they work for, and non-industry people who want to have some naughty online fun in the privacy of their own home.

What’s next for the AHF – forcing people who are sexual active to use condoms at all times? Prohibiting people from watching porn without some kind of a permission slip? Making it legal to have dirty thoughts, EVER? And another thing, how is outsourcing  the enforcement of this shitty ass law to “AHF Volunteers” gonna work? A Bunch of Prudish assholes are just gonna go around and peer into windows, with cell phones ready in hand, waiting to narc the second they see a exposed vagina about to be penetrated by a sex toy, or a throbbing cock?

What if its just an ordinary couple who just want to fuck, and feel like recording themselves in the moment? I don’t know who would be pissed off more: The Cops for getting this call or the couple who just got cockblocked by some nosy motherfucker, who has nothing else better to do with his/her time. I know – that scenario may/may not happen, but the fact that it’s a possibility, is a frightening thought, nonetheless.

When will this bullshit end?

All these misconceptions about the industry are going to do more harm than good.

The Adult Entertainment Industry is not some seedy underground, where all the guys are sporting thick moustaches, the women are dumber then a box of rocks and are being Forced against their will to have sex, EVERYONE is doing lines of coke every 3 minutes, getting drunk off their asses, and are loaded with infections and diseases.

The Adult Entertainment industry is a series of For-Profit businesses and production studios, who make their money selling movies and content that feature people having sex on film. They regulate themselves, have their performers TESTED, and treat each other with respect. As with any business or industry, if there is an asshole doing shit they shouldn’t be doing, people will talk about him/her/them, and they will not last very long in their line of work, and that is TRUE no matter what line of work or industry you work in.

The dumbass lawmakers in the LA City Council, the AHF and their “Volunteers”, and every idiot that can’t make an attempt to find a woman’s G-spot without passing a law to do so first, need to stop watching “Boogie Nights”, slap themselves across the face, and pay attention to the cold hard facts.

There are many facts that are being ignored, and too many lies being told, but I think the one fact that they should know is this:

It’s only Porn. It’s just hot sex caught on Camera, and no one is getting hurt. – Chill the fuck out and watch it.

And that’s the motherfucking TRUTH.

Laters

The Hall of Babes, now at Tumblr!!

…Well almost, but Yes, you read that correctly.

Tumblr is a better place to have the hall. It’s much easier to manage it there, and I don’t have to worry the TOS – they are pretty cool like that. The Blog is still getting worked on and needs some fine tuning, but feel free to bookmark the address: http://thehallofbabes.tumblr.com/

If you go there now, you’ll most likely see a enter password dialog – don’t worry about that, it’ll be gone very shortly once I’ve finished everything.

 

There are still changes on the Horizon, I’ll you keep you informed as I go.

Laters

In Memoriam: The Hall Of Babes @ WordPress

Alright, here it comes. Try not to cry guys, It might make you look like a Pussy in front of the hot ladies. Let’s Begin…

After much thought, I have decided to close the Hall of Babes on Perverted Brain. There are two reasons why I’ve decided to do this:

1. This is a blog that you mainly READ – looking at pics of hot, busty women is fun, but I already have two Blogs for that kind of thing. My Psychic powers tell me that you are about to say:

“But PlayBoyMan, you only have one blog like that.”

Yes, but that is subject to change in the future.

The Main issue I had with the Hall of Babes is that its the only reason anyone is coming to this blog. A Couple of Articles get read every now and then, and some of you DO park on the main page, but the majority of visitors end up at the HoB. As Much as I love that you come to visit my blogs, I want you to READ it.  It’s not like a magazine full of naked women with words wrapped around it, it’s quite the reverse.

Sidenote: If any of you started thinking that’s how “Playboy” Magazine is made, I will find you and kick you ass.

Now, it’s not all bad news – There will still be naked ladies on the blog. Most of my articles have one or two pics of women, and that won’t change a bit. I couldn’t call my blog “Perverted Brain” without them. Let’s move on to the second reason the HoB is getting the heave ho…

2. WordPress.com’s TOS

Don’t get me wrong: It’s great to host a blog on WordPress.com, but I feel that because of WP’s TOS, that the HoB doesn’t live up to it’s real muster. The Hall of Babes is a really nice why of expressing how amazing and wonderful the sexy ladies I follow on Social Networking sites are, but WordPress DOES have issues as to the explicitness on pics I display, and the pics in the HoB are as “PG-13” as I can do, which I feel doesn’t do them justice. There are also other ladies I would’ve liked  to add to the HoB, but the pics I find of them would’ve most likely clashed with WordPress’ TOS.

And hosting my own domain site is something I just don’t have time or resources to deal with right now. So, I’ve come up with a solution…

…Which I will tell you about in my next blog post, after I’ve sorted everything out. While You’re Waiting, please take the time to Vote for Taylor Stevens (@TAYSTEVENS) over at the Miss Freeones Contest. Register at Freeones.com and remember to Vote for Tay.

And so you don’t think I’m a dick, here is a lovely picture for this amazing woman:

Almost makes you forget what you read, didn’t it? PLEASE don’t forget what you just read.

Laters.

Vote for @TAYSTEVENS at Freeones!

Freeones.com is holding the 2012 Miss Freeones Contest! 30,000 Bucks of cash prizes await the winners in this contest, and the one who needs to win, is MY Favorite Busty Babe, Taylor Stevens!

For those of you who don’t know who Taylor Stevens is, Here is a quick Bio, from her Blog Taystevens.com:

Hi boys !! Its Taylor your busty bouncy girl next door ! I’m a 24 year old Canadian cutie with all natural 32hh breasts. I’ve appeared in score magazine, pinupfiles.com, actiongirls.com and much much more. I’m the official number ONE internet babe for ten years running I even have the trophy to prove it .

I’m a total girly girl but also a huge tom boy lol I love football, ufc, poker ( I have a great poker face or maybe its cause everyone’s not staring at my face lol ), i take kick boxing classes so watch out boys , travelling movies and video games. IM a huge nerd but hey who doesnt love a nerd right !!.

I’m just your average girl next door with HUGE all natural breasts that I LOVE to show off (especially to the neighbors), play with bounce etc LOL. I definitely love to play and meet new people that’s why i started my own live video chatroom. If your the type of guy that loves tight t-shirts, bra busting button bouncing boobies then you’ve most certainly come to the right place. I have broken many bras in my day lol. I used to be 300lbs and in 2006 i lost 180lbs through diet and exercise i worked my ass off and love working out. I’m single and still looking for my prince charming. Im outgoing, down to earth and fun and I’m not shy about showing you all of me so make sure you join my free fanclub for all the info about me and all the thousands and thousands of pics and vids. I cannot wait to see you all LIVE AND ON CAM. Im online daily. Come see why I’ve been number one! LETS PLAY BOYS !! bouncy bouncy

 

And for those of you who don’t know know who she looks like (And that’s very few of you ,btw):

 

 

I know right? If you are feeling dizzy, that’s totally normal – she has that effect on men and women. As you can see, she is fucking beautiful, and I think she is worth voting for.

Round one of the Contest has already begun, and you can and should vote for Taylor every day. First, Sign up at Freeones.com, and then head over to VoteForTay.com to vote for this busty vixen in the 3, yes I said 3 Categories she up for winning (Miss Freeones, Best Webcam Girl and Best Adult Model). You can vote each day, and the votes by registered members have carry more oomph.

REMEMBER TO VOTE FOR TAYLOR EVERYDAY. Every vote counts.

Well? The fuck are you waiting for? Let’s recap:

1. Register at Freeones.com

2. head over to http://votefortay.com or http://miss.freeones.com

3. Cast you votes for Taylor Stevens

4. Spread the word like the awesome, motherfucking pimp you are.

You can follow Taylor on Twitter (@TAYSTEVENS), and Freeones at @FreeOnes. You should also read her fantastic blog at Taystevens.com

So, Let’s go! VOTE 4 TAY! VOTE 4 TAY! VOTE 4 TAY!

w00000000000000000000000t !!!!

You’re still here aren’t you? You looking for another pic of Taylor Stevens, aren’t you? OK OK, one more pic, then go and vote for her:

There. Now pull your pants up, wash your hands, and get voting. Thanks.

Laters

PlayBoyMan Goes Republican, supports Mitt Romney!

APRIL FOOLS!!

I wouldn’t support that bitch one fucking second! This is just me having fun on April Fool’s Day. Nothing more. Also, I know I haven’t blog much lately. I’ve been working on a TON of stuff lately, the blog redesign is one of them. Believe it or not, the blog is not 100% done yet.

But Fear NOT!

I shall finish all my work, and there are new blog posts a comin’.

To keep you interests in this blog up, here’s some pics you might like:

  

Hopefully those pics should tide you over…..for about 10 minutes.

Laters

Danica Patrick is “Pretty”

Last month (2/16/2012), NASCAR Racer Danica Patrick said that she doesn’t want to be called “Sexy”. Yes it’s true. She said she believes the word “sexy” to describe her in the media has a “negative connotation” to it. Click the link below if you don’t believe me:

http://www.sbnation.com/nascar/2012/2/16/2803009/danica-patrick-daytona-500-2012-nascar-media

See? I told ya.

Personally, Danica is taking this whole “Sexy” thing a tad too seriously. The word that’s not being mentioned, and often times has a “negative connotation” to it is “Advertising”.

Yes. That is the word that’s missing. You see, Advertisers have a certain group that they are doing their best to appease – or sell their items to. This is what they call in the Advertising Business a “Key Demo”.

And what is the key demo that most companies, networks, everyone is trying to buy their stuff, watch their programming and talk about to others?

Men. The Gender of humans with penises.

And as any man will tell you, sex appeal is a very important thing. It can be a powerful weapon in advertising: When used properly, it’s a deal maker – when used recklessly, aggressively and/or needlessly, it’s a deal breaker.

Here is a good example of Sex appeal being used the right way, thus calling it a “Deal maker”:

See? I would soooo buy a burger from Carl’s Jr right now. Believe it or not, the commercial made it’s selling point, while keeping my attention.

What I got from it was the following, and yes, you CAN quote me on this:

Carl’s jr. and Hardee’s has a new Humburger on their menu, called The Southwest Patty Melt. It’s Hot and Spicy, as model Kate Upton playfully, creatively and effectively portrays in the Commercial. I’d like to go out and get one right now, and imagine that sexy Kate Upton is eating one right next to me.

that is how you sell a product to guys. It’s been like this for ages in Advertising. You know the show “Mad Men” on AMC? I’m not really certain, but I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if someone came up and said that its a docudrama based on a true account of the past.

Another example of how sex appeal sells is the commercials GoDaddy.com makes.

My favorite one is “The Contract”, featuring Danica and Fitness Expert Jillian Michaels. I couldn’t embed it into the blog, so you’ll have to go the GoDaddy website to watch it. I’ll be here when you get back:

http://videos.godaddy.com/godaddy_media.aspx?rsb=featured&mediaid=ContractIOaaa7943ghyrg609ww4

Welcome back. Did you like the video? Yes? No? It’s all good either way.

As you can see, the right amount of Sex Appeal can be a great way to sell things and get people interested in watching whatever. Duh.

Now I know you are expecting an example of a “Deal Breaker” – but you won’t get it – I only want to show you the good stuff.

There is a word Danica is failing to mention in all of this, and it might help her to understand all of this: The Word is “Truth”

Just as beauty is in the eye of the beholder, it also applies to finding someone sexy. There was one quote from that article you read earlier that I took issue with:

“You don’t say those things or frame it like that for a guy,”

To that, I cry Bullshit. There are TONS of women who call and think guys are sexy – they are just more subtle about it than guys are. They are however, NOT as subtle as you see on TV, and we can thank stereotypes for that. According to this pile of bullshit stereotype, and I’m paraphrasing here:

A woman DOES NOT openly express any sexual attraction to a man, for it might make them look slutty or promiscuous. Hence, if a woman shows the slightest bit of sexual independence, then she must be a slut or a ho, and should generally be treaded as such, Publically and Privately.

That above quote is based on my own personal observations, and believe me, I’ve seen that shit too many times on so many different venues.

In Short: There are women and men out there who are Sexy. It’s not degrading to call or think that someone is sexy at all. It’s our nature as Human Beings to be attracted to people – to hinder or suppress that feeling is impossible or any of us, and we shouldn’t take offense to being called “sexy”.

However, If Danica Patrick doesn’t want to be called “Sexy” and finds it degrading, I understand. I won’t call her sexy…I’ll say she is pretty. Yeah, that works – Danica Patrick is Pretty.

You know, she said she didn’t want to be “Called” sexy, but didn’t say I couldn’t post pics of her being…well you know, THAT WAY:

 

Ah, Yes.

Danica Patrick is very, very, VERY “Pretty” Indeed…And I think most of you will agree with me.

Laters

My Views on Condoms in Porn (Again)

Before I begin, I want to dedicate this blog post to Sophie Dee (@SophieDee), who inspired me to write this with one of her tweets. No Bullshit. Thanks Sophie. 

Let’s Begin…

Most you know my views on Adult Film stars using Condoms in the Adult Entertainment Industry. If you don’t you can read about it here. I’ll be here when you get back:

Adult Film Stars + Condom – DVD Sales = Epic Win

Welcome Back – it was a pretty harsh post wasn’t it? No worries, I’m gonna take a much calmer approach this time. If you didn’t click that link, I should tell you that I am in favor of Condoms being used in porn movies, and even Studios creating a Condom-required policy.

However…. there is one thing that I’m NOT in favor of: I am NOT in favor of FORCING Adult Stars into using Condoms.

As most of you may know, in January of this year, the City of Los Angeles passed a law requiring All Adult Performers to wear condoms for any and all productions in L.A.

You can (AND SHOULD) read that story in the link below:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2088144/Porn-actors-MUST-wear-condoms-rule-Los-Angeles-lawmakers.html

In that article, Adult Performer Tabitha Stevens made a very strong point:

‘If you want to wear them, wear them. If you don’t, don’t. That’s up to the talent to decide. It shouldn’t be up to the government to decide’

And I couldn’t agree more. Tabitha Stevens has worked with and without condoms during her 17-year career in the Industry. She has never tested Positive for HIV/AIDS, and gets tested on a regular basis. And she is right about the government: it’s not up to them to decide how someone gets their fuck on – On or off Camera, indoors or outside, on top of a roof, with or without Condoms – they don’t have a say in it at all (Except for if you get caught having sex in public, then it’s Public Indecency, and even that isn’t too big a deal, I’m Guessing.)

No form of government: City, State or Federal – should have the right to tell you how to live your life. The Laws exist to keep order and balance in the country and in society, and to prevent you from getting into or causing trouble. Not being permitted to Steal, commit Murder, Rape and Assaulting people are good examples of government at work, and what its for.

“Telling you how to Fuck” however, is not a good example at all, and it’s outside the scope of what government is for. I may want Porn Stars to use Condoms in their scenes, but there is no fucking way I’m going to force them into using Condoms, and I would never support a law that does. NO. FUCKING. WAY.

Another problem with this law that the City of Los Angeles passed – how THE PROPER FUCK are they gonna enforce it?

There are a LOT of Porn movies that get released in one year alone, and ASSLOADS of sex scenes shot all over the state, let alone the city of LA on a daily basis from so many studios big and small. How are they gonna be able to monitor, locate, and deal with them all?! Hey, that last bit kinda rhymed. hehe.

It’s like trying to break 200 panes of 1-inch glass with only your cock, all while having Sophie Dee keep count of the broken panes – it’s just not gonna happen, you will most likely hurt yourself, end up a badly bruised cock, and Sophie will be busy laughing her cute ass off at your pathetic attempt do to the impossible.

And even after reading all that above you STILL think it can be done, then you are a big time, dumb-ass motherfucker. And to you prudes in LA: if you were trying to push the Adult Entertainment industry out of L.A. and/or California: good Job, enjoy having that redwood tree up your narrow asses – from what I’ve heard, many of you seem to have become accustomed to that sort of thing. Fail.

For me, as far as I am concerned: as long as Adult Performers are aware of the risks, understand what they are getting into, and are getting tested regularly – which they do all that anyways – I have zero problems or complaints about condom use, or lack thereof. Go get your fuck on guys and gals. I’ll keep watching.

Now that I’ve given my “Political” view about this, let’s switch hats and let me give you my “Porn Coinsurer”  view on condoms in porn scenes.

From a “Porn Coinsurer” POV:

I’ve watched a lot of porn in my life: From Shyla Stylez deep throating a massive cock without gagging, to Lisa Ann getting banged hard Doggy Style. From Justin Slayer pumping his dick into Mariah Milano’s Pussy, to Tabitha Stevens showing she can go the distance in bed in the Scarface XXX Parody (That was a great scene, btw. I thought the guy she was boning was gonna pass out. She couldn’t get enough – Damn). And yes, I enjoyed Sophie Dee in Brazzers “The Sexorcist” – You can watch a preview of it here, and I strongly recommend watching the whole thing. It’s perfect:

http://www.brazzers.com/tour3/index.php?action=scene&id=5974

Long story short (too late), I’ve seen a lot of porn. Anyways, On Feb 22nd 2012, the very cute and sexy, Sophie Dee (@SophieDee) tweeted this (btw, This is the tweet that inspired me to write this blog post, just FYI):

“How about this – RETWEET if you would NOT buy porn if it has condoms in it.”

I, could not Retweet it. Mainly because I WOULD buy Porn if it has condoms in it. I’m totally good either way, and most people agreed with me, which Sophie later tweeted:

“Mmmm interesting it’s like 50/50 some of u are against it and want full raw action lol. And some of u are happy either way. #condomsinporn”

And so no one thinks I’m making it up (And to show off some of my basic photo skills) here is a screenshot of the tweets in question as they appear on her timeline:

Sidenote: She has a beautiful Twitter page and Avatar.

Back to the topic: A sex scene without condoms has never turned me off, and vice versa. Because for me, what makes a good porno is the sexual chemistry between the performers.

That’s the beauty, and the key to great a porn movie: the Sexual Chemistry and Attraction the performers have towards each other.

You can tell which performers have the good or great sexual chemistry with each other. She’ll suck his cock more intensely, or he’ll give her longer oral, or maybe fuck her harder. Ya know what I mean? – The scene will have that “I’ve been wanting to fuck you for so damn long, baby – And I’m gonna give you all I got” vibe to it. It’s not too hard to miss.

I’ve seen that vibe quite a lot in porn, and it makes the scene amazing. Whether condoms are in use or not just never really matters, and I’ve never heard of a guy who didn’t watch a porn movie because they used condoms, and if there is someone who says that, then they are fucking liars. It’s right up there with people who say they don’t masturbate – I call Bullshit on both those statements.

Lastly, for those of you who don’t quite get what I mean about Sexual Chemistry, I recommend watching either “Lexington Loves Sophie Dee” or Lisa Ann in “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin” – both films are very good examples of having good sexual chemistry in scenes. And hell’s yes – both of those movies are fucking awesome.

There. I’ve made my peace with Condom use in Porn…At least for now anyways.

Now, you may have noticed that in the latter half of this blog I’ve Dropped the name Sophie Dee quite a bit. As I said before, Her tweet inspired me to speak out about this issue, and this is my way of thanking her for the inspiration, and getting my message across. I do love killing 2 birds with one stone.

I said it before at the start, but it bears repeating:

Thank you for the inspiration, Sophie Dee. You’re a sweetheart.

Laters

PlayBoyMan’s Response to the pulled “Fear Factor “ episode

Yesterday, I was so looking forward to watching contestants on Fear Factor, drinking Donkey Semen and Urine.

Sadly, due to “Massive Protesting” from viewers, the show has pulled from the schedule, and most likely will never be seen on TV.

Most people thought that watching anyone drinking the Semen of an animal was “Pornographic”, and could be called “Animal Porn. Here is my question to this:

Are you all fucking stupid ?!

For serious, a woman drinking a cup of Donkey Semen or urine, IS NOT PORNOGRAPHIC IN ANY WAY. That’s not porn at all – there is nothing sexual about that. The two women who were asked if they thought the stunt was “Animal Porn” said and I quote:

"There’s a large difference … no sexual acts involved."

You can watch the video on that here on TMZ.com. I’ll wait: http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/31/fear-factor-donkey-swiller-are-hot-we-would-drink-it/

Welcome back. See?

They were drinking the semen and urine from a GLASS, not straight from the donkey’s cock!

There seems to be come confusion about how the semen is collected from the donkey. If I had to guess, I think most of you are thinking of “Mr Hands” – that guy who died from a Perforated Colon, after a horse rammed its dick up his ass, all the way to the base. Yes, I heard about, and saw that clip. Poor dumb bastard…and yes, that is bestiality, but that is NOT how they got semen out of a Horse let alone Donkey.

Here is a video of how Donkey Semen is extracted – I assure you that it is NOT pornographic in ANY WAY:

There. Now you know how semen is extracted from a Donkey. It’s the same way for Horses too. Are you fucked up in the head? Are you freaking the fuck out? Did you see ANY HUMAN ASS get penetrated by Donkey Penis? Did you see any woman giving the Donkey a BJ?

If you answered “No” to all of the above, congrats, you have a brain and you love using it. Yay!

There was zero need or reason to pull the episode – people watch stupid shit all the time, but If you don’t want to see something, no matter what it may be, just change the fucking channel. Are we that lazy as a nation that we don’t understand that if we don’t want to watch something on TV that might offend us, we should change to something that won’t?

There isn’t anything wrong with complaining about things you don’t like, but there IS something wrong when you do it for all the wrong reasons, or worse, NO VAILD reason whatsoever. Saying, and I’m paraphrasing here: “I want you to pull this show because I’m too lazy to tell myself not to watch it because it offends me a great deal”, is not a valid reason to complain or protest. If it offends you, DON’T LOOK AT IT!! Treat it like the opening of the Ark of the Covenant in that scene from “Raiders of the lost Ark”:

 

OK, that’s not the clip I wanted to post – The one I wanted to use was 4+ minutes long, and I want you guys to READ, not watch Videos clips all day. For those of you who didn’t see that movie (And that’s a small amount of people btw), The two people tied to the pole had a choice: Look at what happens after the ark is opened, or look away. They choose to look away, and it paid off: They didn’t get pwn’d like everyone else who looked inside the ark. It’s not exactly the same thing, but the point is there: No one is forcing you watch anything you don’t want to watch. The choice is yours.

You are not being forced to watch TV, and it would be stupid to think so. Not everyone is going to love the things you love, so don’t worry about it.

Not everyone is going to watch the shows you like to watch either, and just because someone, anyone, dislikes something, does not mean you have to dislike it as well, nor should anyone be forced into liking/disliking something either.

We are NOT Kids anymore – We are adults. We can watch whatever the fuck we want to watch on TV, and if someone doesn’t like what we are watching, they can get the fuck out of the room, and watch something else on another TV.

NBC and Comcast didn’t need to pull that episode of “Fear Factor”. Hell, I’m pretty sure that the Number of people who WANTED to watch it was way higher than those who opposed it. I so wanted to see it – I was all setup for it. I had Popcorn and Soda. I unplug the phone. I even turned off my cell…Something I SELDOM do.

I am not mad at NBC and Comcast or anyone associated with the show. They did what they thought was best. They could’ve ignored the naysayers and let that episode air.

Who I’m pissed off at the morons who complained and REALLY didn’t know what the fuck they were talking about.

In closing:

A woman sucking on a Donkey’s cock till it comes and she swallows the semen = Bestiality Porn

A Woman drinking Donkey Semen in a glass on national television = Not Bestiality Porn…It’s just Reality TV.

End of Response.

Now that the reading is over, I’ll reward you all with that clip from “Raiders” I was talking about – It would be rude not to show it, and it’s the best part of the movie.

Fucking Sweet.

Laters.

“I am Jack’s Collateral Damage”

I was gonna keep quiet about this, but I can’t. I NEED to say this, no matter what the backlash (If any) I might get for doing so.

As we all know, Megaupload was shutdown not very long ago. It’s founders arrested and under constant surveillance. I was able to accept this for a time, until I recently heard that this Thursday, the US Government will destroy all content on the Seized Megaupload servers.

This blog post is not about Piracy. It’s not about the blow dealt to piracy by the seizure of Megaupload and it’s servers. It’s about something that is in greater Jeopardy than Protecting Intellectual Properties.

This blog post is about the one thing that is suffering through all this:

The Right to be creative.

This was a country that supported freedom, the right to a fair trial, the right to due process and settling disputes in a court of law.

Now, we are more than willing to buy Politicians votes, let corrupt corporations continue to be corrupt, and do so at the expense of the common man, woman and child, and pass judgment not in a court of law, but in the court of public opinion. “Innocent until proven guilty” is a concept i don’t hear anymore. We are so quick to judge people and ourselves that we don’t even give anyone a chance to explain themselves. Instead of trying to find common ground and understanding, we are more likely to smash, pummel and overwhelm into oblivion.

You think I may have gone off track with this, but I’m still on the rails.

Nowadays, we expect the worst in people: EVERYONE is committing a crime. EVERYONE is doing bad things, and EVERYONE is up to no good at all.

This is not true in any aspect. There are tons of people who do good in the world. I being one of them.

There are people in this world who just want to do nothing but create something wonderful and innovative for the masses, and to share it freely – whether they make money doing so is irrelevant …

…and yet  we, the ones who just want to create, who act and operate legitimately, are being overlooked and getting hurt left and right. Creativity is suffering badly, to all these crazy concepts and ideas. SOPA and PIPA we’re shelved not because they were wrong, but because the politicians in favor of it just wanted to be re-elected another term or two, so they turned a blind eye to it. If this wasn’t an election year, I’m sure they would’ve got passed and enforced quickly.

We are so wanting and willing to control everything that exists on the internet and in the world, that we are willing to violate, bully and compromise our own believes to do so.

I do not care if you are in favor of Megaupload getting axed or not. I do not care if you never used that site. I don’t care if you never heard of it – the shutdown of it should not have happened at all.

Creativity has been dealt a very powerful blow – and you can’t put any kind of spin on that. It is what it is.

I am creative. I made something that I’ve been working on for months. I made it with my own two hands and my brain. It is made in my own design… and its about to be destroyed on Thursday. In closing, I bring you back to the title of this blog entry:

“I am Jack’s Collateral Damage”

And I, like many others around the world, are hurting badly.

Laters.

Know what you are getting into…

Hello everyone.

Last Saturday (1/21), I got quite the stern talking to over some tweets I made on a certain subject. It was pretty harsh, and it resulted in my apologizing to this individual, and deleting the tweets in question.

Out of genuine respect for all involved, I will not tell you what the topic was about, Nor will I tell you who it was I pissed off.

It doesn’t really matter anymore, and this blog post isn’t about that at all. This isn’t a bash, nor is it an attack on anyone – this is just a simple reminder of what you’re getting into when you follow me on Twitter.

If you read my short Bio, the first thing you’ll see is that I’m for adults, and that I’m NSFW.

NSFW means the content of my tweets are not for those who think like you or share your common interests, or they DO share them, but they aren’t so open about them like you are. Examples are people like your boss, your Mom and Dad or a priest.

The things I tweet about are as follows:

1. Boobies
2. Women with big boobies
3. Political Views (I’m a Progressive, Liberal Democrat, btw)
4. Morons and the crap they do
5. Things I read and see (I read a LOT and have seen many things)
6. Funny shit
7. Personal things about myself
8. Tips and ideas for men and women
9. Porn
10. To People I like and follow

Now, in that list of things I tweet, most will come to enjoy and RT my tweets – however, there is an off-chance that I might tweet something that you may not like or agree with. And on that moment, you might want to weigh-in, ask a question, or possibly rant.

Either way, no matter what your response, I will respect it and accept it. I may even reply. But no matter how you react, I want you to remember two things: 1. I’ll let you have your say, and 2. Let me have mine.

I take this seriously, because where I live, I’m surrounded my Morons, Bullshitters, Shitkickers, Crazy whores (No, I’m NOT joking on that), and people who love to pee in public (and NO they aren’t homeless), who would be more than happy to tell me to shut the fuck up and get the fuck out, then give me a chance to explain why I said what I said. I’ve been chewed out before. It’s not uncommon for me – it comes with being who I am and what I stand for.

In that quagmire of crap, however, are a certain few people who I can talk to briefly, mainly because they have jobs to get to and lives to live. And even if I can talk to them, there will still be a few I have to censor myself to, because they don’t completely get my style.

And those I can’t talk to are very one-sided on a TON of topics, and are more than happy to tell me I’m either Wrong, stupid, or I just don’t know what I’m talking about, no matter how much I’ve learned or studied about it. I’ve NEVER seen or viewed the world as having one side, for I know that they is ALWAYS more than one side to everything in this world: Stories, events, people,etc.

There is always two sides to everything – I’ve never stopped believing that, and I’m not about to start now. That’s the reason I joined Twitter in the first place – to speak my mind freely, and be open. I know and understand that I can’t escape Criticism, rants and raves and negativity – and I don’t intend to. You’re gonna get some sour to go with the sweet, that is just how life is for everyone, and I get that no social platform can escape that.

All I want is to have my say.

Lastly, if I ever do say something you don’t like, or if you can’t hang with my vibe anymore, you are more than welcome to click that little button marked “Unfollow”. I won’t get mad or pissy if you do, that’s not my style  – but I will be sad to see you go. I follow a lot of amazing people in the Twitterverse.

And if you ever leave and later decide to come back and follow me, your more than welcome to do so. I’ll be here. Now if you’ll excuse me, I must go and deal with my personal issues. They still need my attention.

Thank you for reading this. Onward we move…Laters

I’ll Be back….

“Lying” on my back to @TAYSTEVENS

Yes. That is a play on words.

And no, I did not lie to, with, or on her. Let me explain…

 

In early October 2011, I tweeted about my lower back. I had said that I had injured my back while trying out Yoga.

That, my peeps, was a lie. A stupid, and as I later found out, somewhat common lie.

I will now tell you what really happened.

 

Picture it: October 2011 – I forget the actual day, but it was in the afternoon, 1-2pm

Location: My Basement

I was on my Computer, sorting all my files, and had just started sorting out the pictures. I was making good progress sorting them by boob size, Image Size, Quality and in alphabetical order (Yes, I am quite meticulous when it comes to my files, and it’s easier to catalog them this way).

After about 20 minutes, yes, 20 minutes – I finally came to the last folder, proudly labeled “Taylor Stevens”; The Cornerstone of my collection my sexy pics. ^_^

As I was sorting them out, I came across this one picture of the busty vixen that sent my mind and my heart racing:

I don’t know what it is about her – but seeing her in red of Pink just turns me on…Time to break out the tissues and lotion.

So there I was, in the basement, rubbing one out to this picture of the busty bombshell. I was getting closing to busting a nut when I noticed a mild twanging feeling in my lower back – it was somewhat annoying, but I didn’t think much of it.

And then…Just as I’m about to climax…

That mild twanging feeling, turns into a sharp, stabbing pain that I can feel run down my left buttock and all down the length of my left leg. The pain was so sudden it sent me reeling back into my chair, causing it to tip backwards to the floor! YIKES!

Split-second thinking caused me to lurch forward and grab the seat of the chair, thus avoiding cracking my head open on the hard concrete floor, but at the cost of having more pain shoot thru me.

I was thankful to have avoided a head injury, but I was both amazed and embarrassed as to what I noticed next.

As I tried to move around with my bad back, I’d noticed that my right hand was wet – I came. Despite having severe back pain, it wasn’t enough to stop me from cumming, which was all over my workstation. I Didn’t even notice I had Come.

The Monitor, Keyboard and mouse got peppered with jizz. Thank goodness for spare parts.

So, there I was: couldn’t walk right due to the bad back, Popped 2 Pain relievers, and did my best to clean up my man gravy.

After cleaning up, I spent the next two weeks lying on my back.

I tweeted about my injury, and kept the details to myself, and Taylor Stevens. Yes, I sent her a DM about it, and by chance, a week after that she actually tweeted that same pic.

Good and Naughty minds really DO think alike.

“Um PlayBoyMan, why are you telling us this?”

Because now when I look back on it, it’s fucking funny as hell. I’m lol’ing over it now, and I want you to lol with me.

Laters.

An open Letter to @TAYSTEVENS, Part 2

This isn’t the funny blog entry that I’m working on – I’ll post that later. Right now, I need to post an open letter to Taylor Stevens – I can’t say what I want to in 140 Characters. Here goes:

 

Dear Busty Babe,

I don’t know what it’s like to have Cancer. I don’t know what it’s like to undergo Chemo and Radiation Treatments. I don’t know what it’s like to have your hair fall out.

I DO know what its like to throw up, not have an appetite and be tired all day long – I had food poisoning not too long ago. NOT fun. And it’s not exactly the same.

But thankfully, the one thing I can completely relate with to you, is dealing with assholes.

I know all the angles: They do their best to make you feel like your on the wrong track. They tell you whatever they can to make you feel smaller than a grain of sand. They make you feel that you don’t know nothing, they don’t respect your feelings, they don’t respect your opinions on anything, and that no matter what you are doing, you’ll never succeed at all, because they say so.

And that, pretty woman, is what you have been dealing with for the past year…An Asshole that just won’t quit.

Cancer, no matter what kind you have, is an asshole with a long ass name. Your Cancer has been trying to stop you at every corner: It fucks with you because it wants you to stop. It wants you to quit being who you are. It wants you to stop fighting it. It wants to wipe the smile off your face, and make you feel that it might be right.

“Just stop” – it says. “Let me be right – let me WIN”

Well, I what I think you should say to that statement, is the same reply everyone in the world has said to assholes near and far: 

“FUCK. YOU.”

This is what you should be saying right now to cancer. I know, you’ve been saying it for so long now – and that’s the fucking point!

The fact that you have gotten up everyday, is telling Cancer “Fuck you” – every step you take is telling Cancer “Fuck You”. Why stop now?

For serious, you’ve come so far – why feel sad now? What’s the point of feeling sad? You should be feeling proud of what you’ve done in battling cancer.

 

Earlier today, you tweeted this:

I hate losing people close to me.. the reasons dont matter i just hate losing people i love and care about.

I understand how you feel: Years ago, I lost my Grandfather. My mom always talks highly of him all the time, even to this very day. From the stories I heard about him, he was a great man. I met him only once in my life – I thought he was pretty cool. He worked hard all his life, and raised my Mom well – she too is also a great person. My idol even.

To this day, I miss him so. I regret that I never got to spend more time with him. He was like a father to me. But despite I’m not stopping at all.

You see, my Granddad is with me. He lives on in my mind and in my heart. The Same goes with your father, and all those you’ve lost in your life – they are never truly gone, they walk with you always, in your mind and your heart. The only time you’ll ever truly miss him, is if you forget him – and thankfully I don’t see that happening any time soon.

The Memories you have with all those you’ve ever loved will give you the strength to move forward, so they are never truly gone. They are always with you.

There really is no reason to feel like this:

I’m like a sad walking zombie right now just numb

Remember: “In every life a little rain must surely fall. But there is always a Rainbow just around every corner”

The Holidays are hard as fuck for a lot of people, now more than ever. And I know that this part of the year sucks ass for you. I can’t change that, and believe me, I would if I could.

Thankfully, a lot of people out there want to make your life awesome: Friends (The REAL ones), Family and your fans (myself inculded) – and we all want to do our best to put a big smile on your face.

If I may suggest: I want you to join me in an event I’m putting together. It’s called “Happy #FuckChristmas! Week” The week of that bullshit holiday I used to love, I’m posting all kinds of shit that has nothing to do with Christmas – fun in Summertime, Movies and Videos that aren’t Christmas-themed, songs that we really want to listen to this season, and of course, Hot Women on the beach (you’re on that list too), all while using the Hashtag #FuckChristmas (I think I sense a smile coming on the face, and maybe a little laughter)

I know that pain is with you in many forms right now, but no matter what bullshit comes at you, hold your head up high, stick out your chest with pride, extend your arm, and give it, and the assholes the finger!

^^ See that? That’s how you you should be feeling right now. Never forget that. It also wouldn’t hurt to dress the part too.

Now if you excuse me, I have to work on making you laugh. It’s due on Friday.

 

Yours truly

–PlayBoyMan

 

PS: The fact that you can drink a Bacardi while sick, is fucking badass.

Herman Cain is TOUCHING ME! HELP ME @TAYSTEVENS !

The Date: October 19, 2011

The Time: 9:45pm

My Dinner: Pasta

It was a semi-cold night. I was listening to a guy in glasses talk about Some guy running for President… and I think was having some kind of Stroke, or might be drunk. Afterwards, he started smoking right in front of me what a dick

Anyway, when he was finished, I was in a dark room with the blinds drawn shut. A Dark Figure. He wore glasses, and slowly grinned at me. My heart skipped a beat, I shuddered – I was freaking the fuck out..

..and then, I felt my ass being grabbed. Was it a woman? I wish it was: it was this dude in the dark – And him name is Herman Cain!

 

OK OK…That really didn’t happen. I was poking fun at the Campaign Ad Mr. Cain posted on his Youtube account. Have a look:

 

It’s a stupid ad, isn’t it? Did you feel like you were violated at the end? For serious, WHY would anyone take 8 seconds to fully smile?! It’s fucking creepy as fuck!

For those of you who may have seen Cain before, he was the CEO of “Grandfather’s Pizza” from 1986-1996 – Sidenote: To this day, their pizza sucks ass berries. Gross.

He was also Deputy Chairman of the Federal Reserve Bank of Kansas City from 1992–1994 and became Chairman from 1995-1996

I bring this up these little nuggets of info, because for some strange reason, he appears to be super stupid. I’m talking if a Moron had sex with a Drunken Woman who has a LOT of air in her head and had a baby, Herman Cain is the kid in the family.

Oh, you doubt me? Take a look at this clip of Herman Cain, trying way too hard not to say three little words:

 

The three word are: I. Don’t. Know. He doesn’t know shit one about Libya. How hard is it for a politician to say he doesn’t know something, and he’s gonna find out and get back to us?

This ball of crazy is trying to downplay that he doesn’t know much about Libya, and he’s failing poorly doing so.

Come on man, just admit it.

Speaking of Admitting things, How about coming clean about those women you felt up, allegedly?

You’ve worked hard most of your adult life – sometimes you need a bit of relief, and you went about the wrong way of doing so. Bill Clinton did it – he was a US President for 8 years. He was under a lot of pressure and tension, and his relief was having a little play time with a white house intern, who loved to wear thong underwear.

If Herman Cain wants to be president, he has to come clean about his indiscretions – brushing them off doesn’t put him in a strong light at all, in my honest opinion.

And believe it or not, Mr. Cain is proving me right:

 

Did you click that? Did you HEAR that?! A 13 Year love affair ?! “The Black Clinton”, anyone?

(Before you get all pissed off, I’m black, so it’s not in bad taste to say that)

Another issue that is bothering me about this guy: his “999 Plan”. Really? You know the 999 Plan only works in three places:

1. SimCity:

 

2. Adult phone/online sex chat services

 

um…OK, and 3. Pizza Specials:

(hehe – don’t tell me that you didn’t see that last pic coming. ^_^ )

Last I checked, I live in the United States of America, not the United States of Pizza. It won’t fucking work! Ok, It might work with the Pizza Slut ladies, but that’s about it.

To sum up:

Herman Cain really is not presidential material, not one bit. He should just stop this madness, and focus on being an average guy who has problems just like the rest of us. Bowing out of the race is also something he should actually do.

We are supposed to elect politicians who KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT – being a Politician is not about bending over for anyone and taking it up the ass all the way to the base of the dick – it’s also not a career; You are there for as long as the voters say you should be there. The US Government is there to protect the Freedoms of its people and country, to call the shots and things we civilians don’t need to deal with, and do what needs to be done to keep things running smoothly WITHOUT stomping all over the  constitution, having internal pissing matches with each other, and leaving the us shit out of luck.

For serious: what the hell are we doing here?

 

I’m gonna leave it at the for the time being. People, stop voting for conservatives, they don’t know what the fuck they are talking/doing/thinking about.

 

UPDATE: Herman Cain Announced that he is “Suspending” his Presidential Campaign – or to Paraphrase: “I got caught in my shit. I can’t take it, and I’m quitting this shit.”

YAY!!!!

 

I thank you for reading this entry. As a reward for doing so, I present a picture of the insanely hot and amazing Taylor Stevens – You’ve more than earned it:

Laters…wait, why say anything here? There is no fucking way you are reading this line at all.

Making Changes…

No, This isn’t that blog about Herman Cain trying to rape me, that’ll come later next week.

This is about some minor changes I’ll be making to my WordPress and Tumblr blogs, and some projects I’ve begun.

First off, I need to make some minor changes to the Hall of Babes section on this blog, so for the time being, It’ll be unavailable for a few days. I’m not getting rid of it, I just need to make some adjustments to it.

Second, I’ve added a CC License to my blog. My Blog posts are under this license now. Enjoy.

Third, I’ve started a paper over at paper.li ! This one I was very happy about – I didn’t think It would turn out so great. The Content for the paper is comprised of 8 users and 2 hashtags:

Here is the list:

1. @PlayBoyMan – Duh, It is my paper
2. @TAYSTEVENS
3. xBIZ
4. @Cracked
5. @Xcritic
6. @HuffingtonPost
7. @TMZ
8. @TheFeed
9. #FF
10. #TittyTuesday

This list might change in the future, but for right now it works. The Paper will be Published Daily at 12pm EST (GMT –05:00), and it’s called “Le papier de PlayBoyMan” – that’s French for “The Paper of PlayBoyMan” – Thank you Google Translate.

And lastly, I’ll be changing and possibly renaming my Tumblr Blog. Not sure how to change it just yet, but it will be changed nonetheless.

I hope you enjoy the changes I’m gonna make soon, and I hope you enjoy the Paper I’ve started.

I’m looking forward to any and all suggestions you might have. Feel free to state your suggestions to PervertedBrainBlog@gmail.com

Laters.