Why you be hatin’ on Coco ?

Nicole “Coco” Austin (@cocosworld).

Since I’ve heard about her 8-9 years ago, I have heard many people give praise of the woman she is.

And I have also heard a lot of people just hatin’ on her too. The question is “Why you be hatin’ on Coco ?”

I can answer that question. There are X number of reasons why there are people that just don’t like her. Here are some of the reasons I’m gonna focus on:

1. Her butt is too big and 100% Fake

2. Her breasts are fake and look terrible

3. her clothes are too tight

4. She’s a slut

5. She and her husband are Gangster  Yo !

Let’s start off with the reason #1 – Yes she does have some serious junk in that trunk, but the good news is that’s NOT junk in that trunk. Coco does work on her legs and her butt quite intensely. She didn’t get that ass from eating junk food, and there are 0 implants or injections – that’s just what a healthy, super fine ass looks like when you go to the gym and workout as much as her does. (The keywords here are “gym” and “workout”)

On now to her breasts (Reason #2). We know that her breasts are fake – she has admitted it proudly several times before without hesitation. And as for looking terrible ? Bitch please. You know she went to a excellent plastic surgeon. I’m PlayBoyMan, and I know what good breasts look like – And she has a fantastic pair, so shut the fuck up.

Rolling on to Reason 3 – Clothes to tight, you say ? Um, if you have a body like coco’s you’d wanna show it off too. BTW, of all the pictures of Coco I’ve seen when she’s out on the town, not a single one shows Camel Toe (Yes, I read that tweet too, For Shame).

Reason #4 is a reason, why ? Coco is NOT a slut. Unlike other celebs, you will never find a sex tape of Coco and her man leaked ANYWHERE. Also, she doesn’t have someone on the side and even she believes that you can be sexy AND NOT look like a whore at the same. Shut. Up. You. Morons.

The final reason doesn’t piss me off – but it does make me laugh. Coco is Gangster ? Or “Gangsta” as they call it ? Really ? Not even close. Coco and her husband, Ice-T are NOT gangster at all. Funny ? Easy going ? Real ? Yes to all 3. But never gangsta.

Now to speak directly to the Haters:

The only reason you hate Coco, or any other celeb for that matter is because you are not them – and that’s just dumb. Instead of hating someone for how they roll, how about finding your own style, your own flavor ? It’s more constructive to find out who you are as a person, then bash others for who they are.

Give it a try – You might learn something.

Laters.